It's 5:30 AM, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, as you gently snooze humming peer gynt to yourself. Until some dickhead on a 1000cc crotch rocket with sports exhaust on the dual carriageway 1 mile away decides his high pitch reveille is a far more fitting start to your morning... Prick.

The song I was humming for those wondering.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Status-Victory
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Trying to overtake another driver doing 40mph on an unlit national speed dual carriageway who then decides to put his full beams on for 10 secs while I’m passing ….

I’m sorry if you didn’t like the fact I was driving past but maybe try not cause an accident and brush up on basic driving skills you absolute idiot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nagaffets
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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Lorry drivers overtaking each-other on dual carriageways.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MykeeB
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Props to whoever sabotaged the anti-GFA graffiti on the dual carriageway near the orange museum.

"the GFA is dead" now says "the GFA is dead on".

I bet you're on here! Nice work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-internet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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Being baffled by the number of people who, entirely independent of each other, apparently looked out the window this morning and thought β€œOh, it’s so cold, and wet, and dark… I simply must go out and cycle down a dual carriageway in first fucking gear!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cpt-Wow
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I'm planning on buying a motorbike after/if I pass my CBT and riding the dual carriageway home for 15 miles. Is that doable or easy suicide?

My CBT will be in another city because I don't want to wait and the motorcycle school has a motorbike shop next to it. Though I'm curious, will it be a terrible idea if I join the dual carriageway immediately after getting my CBT?

I'm used to driving on it in the car thanks to my lessons but my car test is far ahead. I'm curious, is it okay to drive at 60 or even 50 mph but make sure I position myself more to the left? Also, there's a cattle grid on the exit which I'm not sure if I should worry about or not.

Actually, based on what I wrote, I probably should take the train home and go to the bike shop next to home lol

But do let me know your thoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BingThrowaway144
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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A reminder from history: Queen's Square used to have a dual carriageway running the centre of it reddit.com/gallery/qonsho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan-Misae
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People on slip roads thinking they have right of way when joining a dual carriageway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmf1989
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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A nice wee reminder from the 1950's for all those lovely Green folk in the Central Belt who want to stop the A9 becoming a dual carriageway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewenmax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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Anyone brave enough to cycle down a road like this? This is from the A14, saw this and wouldn't dream of cycling down a dual carriageway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newguyinliverpool
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Artics slowly overtaking other artics on the dual carriageway creating a huge tailback then eventually pulling back over infront of the one it took over so that one is now right up it's arse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oRedDeadDano
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Nothing like a 15 mile stint on a dual carriageway to make you appreciate the futility of a 125 engine…

I’ve been temporarily relocated in work for about 6 weeks and I’m not sure I can cope.

Also bastard cattle grids, how do you guys deal with them? There’s one on a lovely wide bend and it nearly gave me a heart attack driving over it this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HDScorpio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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Long Exposure Dual Carriageway [6000x3904]
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Man who drove wrong way up dual carriageway with lights off jailed donegaldaily.com/2021/11/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julius666Caesar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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If you're tootling along at 70, at night, on a quiet dual carriageway, and some bellend overtakes at +1 mph, then pulls in and slows down to 65 so that you just have to re-pass them straight away you should be allowed to challenge them to a duel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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Feeling it for HGV drivers who're under increased pressure and have clearly been underpaid for a long time, but still hating them for overtaking each other going 0.3mph quicker and causing a tailback on every dual carriageway in the land.

It's a love hate thing. I hate being cut up by these pricks and waiting for them to creep past their mates like racing glaciers , but I love my deliveries being quick and fresh produce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chimpville
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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Trying to use the free lane of a merge leading into roadworks on a dual carriageway but there's some tw*t with his lorry sat in the middle of both lanes thinking he's the holy guardian of traffic blocking anyone trying to get past.

You're just making the traffic stack up more you imbecile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable_End
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Difference between dual carriageway and a motorway?

Hello from Canadia. Can you please tell me the difference between the two? I always thought they were the same thing. Cheers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/622114
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Indicating and moving into a gap on a dual carriageway that was big enough for 2 busses, in slow moving traffic, only for the driver behind to take offence, beep for 10 seconds and speed up to my bumper.

Seriously, whats the point! I needed to go right at the upcoming roundabout so moved into the space.

Finished off by the nobber joining the motorway behind me, which had the variable speed limit at 50, and going straight into the middle lane and sitting there at 40. Forcing all other traffic to join the outside lane to get past.

Pointless!

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Thought I’d try my luck at getting petrol today, the whole dual carriageway was queuing for 3 miles to get fuel. Madness…
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Orange lady with weird high eyebrows , stood side of dual carriageway shouting at partner applying sun tan lotion, "Hurry up , I'm supposed to be at probation!!!!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmng
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Just some Geese crossing the dual carriageway this morning …
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wobx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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When one lorry tries to overtake another lorry, both at 60mph, on a dual carriageway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooman-bean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2021
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Passed my test yesterday. Never driven in the winter before, what are some things i should be aware of/prepare for? I'll be commuting on dual carriageways to university mostly

Other than ice scrapers, what else do i need? πŸ₯Ά

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imtiredofsleeping
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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Why do lorry drivers like to race each other on the motorways and dual carriageways?

Every time on a motorway or dual carriageway, you’ll get a lorry try to overtake another lorry, and they both end up reaching their speed limiter and can’t go any faster, and block both lanes of the road. Why do they do this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic_rwn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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Dual carriageway with a funeral procession…do you drive past or stay behind?

I was on a dual carriageway today, after leaving a roundabout I found myself behind 2 funeral cars, front car had a coffin in it and the family in the car behind.

I sat behind along with a few other cars thinking it was the respectful thing to do. One of the cars decided to move into the outside and fly past us…not sure if what I did is considered normal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darS234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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Progress On The Ksh 16 Billion KENOL-SAGANA-MARUA Dual Carriageway ro... youtube.com/watch?v=wM8I3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinkaye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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Coventry ring road. Stop blocking the junctions by wobbling around in the left lane. There's no slow lane or overtaking lane, it's not a dual carriageway, it's a series of junctions. The left is for coming on and off. Give way to those coming from the right. Just stop it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrometheusIsFree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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A reminder from history: Queen's Square used to have a dual carriageway running the centre of it reddit.com/gallery/qonsho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anon123450123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2021
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Joining dual carriageways or motorways

I just got back from a driving lesson; among other things I was practising joining a major road and then maintaining an appropriate speed.

A couple of times today the instructor told me to stop at the junction completely, before entering the A-road.

He also said I should indicate right (even though I was turning left) since other drivers on the A-road wouldn’t be able to see my left indicator flashing.

I was happy to wait until a suitable gap appeared; must’ve waited a few minutes until a bus pulled into the middle lane to let me out - which was nice.

I actually found this way of joining a dual carriageway from a dead halt easier than when I’d joined a motorway from the slip road (having to assess other drivers’ speed and intentions, and trying to match their speed when I join).

In fact, the most difficulty I had today was getting up to speed quickly (from 0 to 45 ASAP).

.What do y’all think about this - do you find joining a major road from a stop to be easier than joining at some speed from a slip road?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NationalPlantain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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On the dual carriageway at midday, it's thick fog, heavy rain, and terrible visibility, but half the drivers around me have NO lights on!

I get that it's 'daytime', but if you don't want me to accidentally drive into your perfectly camouflaged grey car, against the grey road, and general grey conditions, some lights would really help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maths80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Cyclists on the N25 Dual Carriageway

I have noticed a lot on the N25 dual carriageway - and elsewhere in Cork - that there are a (probably a very small) number of cyclists who don't seem to appreciate that it is a 120kph road in places and cycle close to traffic as though the cars "owe" them a bit of the road.

(this isn't an anti-cycling rant - I am an avid cyclist and supporter of any campaigns/measures to increase safety of cyclists on roads and improve cycling infrastructure)

I would have thought that for those who insist on cycling this route (there are alternative parallel options much safer for cyclists which don't take much longer) that they would stay in the hard shoulder. However I have seen cyclists pretty much cycle on the line between the hard shoulder and the slow lane as though they're 'asserting' themselves or something and in doing this they are putting themselves in real danger.

A few weeks ago while I was driving, a cyclist in the hard shoulder was approaching a car which was stopped in the hard shoulder and he (the cyclist) decided to just indicate out into the 100kph traffic (both lanes were busy and fast-moving) while he was doing probably 25-30kph. This terrified me as he was about to pull out right in front of me while doing around 70kph less than I was. Anyway, last minute the car in the shoulder moved off and the cyclist slowed and decided to stay, but I'm not sure I had the stopping/slowing distance if he had pulled out into traffic. A car wouldn't just pull out into traffic with such a speed difference so I'm not sure why the cyclist thought this was a safe manouvre.

Last weekend there were two cyclists heading eastbound on the N25 dual carriageway who were crossing merging traffic from the Cobh/Carrigtwohill junction. Eastbound traffic merges fast at this junction and the merging car was doing close to the 120kph limit. As I passed in the main carriageway, the two cyclists decided to cross the merging lane at essentially a right angle straight across the path of the merging car and it was a very near miss. When I looked in my mirror I saw the cyclists pull off the road, presumably shaken after the risk they had just taken.

I get that people insist on cycling the dual carriageway as it is the fastest way to/from Cork. It would be great if for example there was a parallel bike path. I think though TII should ban cycling on dual carriageways where they allow traffic to do 120kph, as they do on motorways.

But ultimately I don't get why cyclists are putting thems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdw204
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'I'm not stupid' says woman who moved next to dual carriageway then complained about noise metro.co.uk/2021/04/14/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairmot
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Yo! I’ve been looking for uk maps that have stuff like a bypass/motorway/dual carriageway with decent length for cruising in trucks and cars, any suggestions?

Leave suggestions in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cwgaming36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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Changing lanes on a dual carriageway in 1st without looking. What could go wrong? v.redd.it/coty93uwiuv71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CunnyFunt92
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Behold! Driving in the north: to your front you will see a milk tanker overtaking an HGV on a hill. Now you will see a mobile home being transported, taking up both lanes of a dual carriageway. To your left you will see a man in a diesel Astra estate trying to get from Kendal to Leeds in 45 minutes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphacentaurai
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Been practicing magic tricks this year and have finally mastered the ultimate transformation. Watch, as I turn this perfectly good motorway into a dual carriageway. With the help of my glamorous assistant, the Nissan Juke, I will aimlessly sit in the middle lane for mile after mile.
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Ring road around Fresno that will be signed as I-307 (after renaming SR-99 to I-7) Multiple dual carriageways will be upgraded to freeway standards. What do you think of my freeway plans for Fresno?
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M594 - A303 (Dual Carriageway Expansion) Motion - DIVISION

###M594 - A303 (Dual Carriageway Expansion) Motion This Parliament notes that:

(1) The A303 is a key transport link for road traffic between London and the South East, and the South West of England;

(2) The A303 alters numerous time between single carriageway and dual carriageway along its route, with 35 miles of the total 93 miles being single carriageway;

(3) Bottlenecks form where the dual carriageway becomes single carriageway, creating severe congestion and delays up of up to many hours;

(4) Congestion and delays on the A303 hampers quality of life for local communities and businesses and reduces the number of people willing to travel to the South West for holidays;

(5) Relative to the rest of the United Kingdom the economy of the South West is underperforming.

This Parliament calls on the Government to:

(1) Instruct Highways England to explore measures for the planning and implementation of a dueling process of the A303 for the sections that are single carriageway;

(2) Instruct Highways England to work with World Heritage to devise methods, or alternatives with the same benefit, of dualling within World Heritage sites;

(3) To dedicate money towards the costs incurred by Highways England for carrying this out in the budget.


This motion was written by The Right Honourable Sir Model-Ceasar KP PC MP MSP on behalf of Coalition!


Opening Statement:

Mr. Deputy Speaker,

Many times I have travelled between Cornwall and London. The shortest and most direct route for such a journey is to take the A303 from Exeter and follow it in its entirety to where it joins the M3 in Hampshire. On a good day I can often travel between Cornwall to London in just over 4 hours - on bad days it has taken me up to 9 hours. More often than not, good days don’t exist on the A303 and it is very rare that I spend less than 2 hours in traffic.

Traffic builds up dramatically at bottlenecks where the dualled sections of the road shrink and become single carriageways. There are several of these bottlenecks along the route creating many traffic jams that feel like you are constantly never moving.

These traffic jams have an extremely large effect on the economies and quality of life of not just the local communities along the A303, but also on the South West and Cornwall as a whole. The South West economy is heavily dependent on the tourism industry, and when the main road route to the South West from London and the South East is full of con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsZippy23
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Watching the β€œbaby on board” sticker in the rear view mirror of a car exhibit mild blue shift due to them driving at speeds near to _c_ the speed of light when they zoom past on the dual carriageway.

Then getting funny looks due to my β€œangry loner with hand built weapons” sticker.

It’s like there’s one rule for them and another for the rest of us.

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