So my friend, dad of 3, always sends me jokes. But he's not giving me the answer to this one. I figured the dad community might be able to help me with this one.

A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?

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My wife dadjoked me last night

I was eating Biscoff cookie spread last night for desert.

my wife, (reading the jar of biscoff): "European cookie spread"

me (thinking I'd dadjoke her): "no I'm not!"

my wife (playing the trump card): "not now, but you will be later tonight"

I gave her a high five.

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