High Tide Puns

A list of puns related to "High Tide"

What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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👤︎ u/basicbasterd
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why was the tide high?

Because of the seaweed

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👤︎ u/LAFdeexy80
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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There will always be a high tide and a low tide.

And that is a shore thing.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.

I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.

Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.

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👤︎ u/Papa_G_
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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The ocean flushed out a lot of seaweed...

I guess one could say the tides were pretty high.

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👤︎ u/ahmednadeemawaan
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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A Paragon

While watching The Voice we wondered who first performed the song "Tide is High." I googled it and informed the family it was a Jamaican band in the sixties called The Paragons.

My dad says, "what's that? Two gons?"

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👤︎ u/angami
📅︎ Nov 19 2014
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