A list of puns related to "High Brows"
"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"
she seemed suprised
So the two girls get invited to a dance. The country girl thinks this might be too high brow for her, and tells her cousin, βGolly, them city fellers might think Iβm just a dumb hick.β Her cousin says, βDonβt worry. Just do as I do and youβll be fine.β After hours of dancing they got tired, so they sat down. Another guy comes and asks the city girl to dance. She smiles sweetly and says βIβm contemplating matrimony and I think Iβd like to sit.β So when the next guy comes up to ask the country girl to dance she smiles confidently and says, βIβm constipated on macaroni and I think Iβd like to shit.β
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