High Brow Humor (x-post from /r/funny) reddit.com/r/puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GantMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Dad occasionally goes a little high brow...

"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows abit high today

she seemed suprised

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jzshuv
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Country girl goes to visit her big city cousin.

So the two girls get invited to a dance. The country girl thinks this might be too high brow for her, and tells her cousin, β€œGolly, them city fellers might think I’m just a dumb hick.” Her cousin says, β€œDon’t worry. Just do as I do and you’ll be fine.” After hours of dancing they got tired, so they sat down. Another guy comes and asks the city girl to dance. She smiles sweetly and says β€œI’m contemplating matrimony and I think I’d like to sit.” So when the next guy comes up to ask the country girl to dance she smiles confidently and says, β€œI’m constipated on macaroni and I think I’d like to shit.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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