A list of puns related to "Hello Mum"
My mum said this to my dad in hospital last week. His reply was "Hello Doctor Yesterday!"...sad to say he passed a couple of days later, but it was such a perfect dad joke I had to share.
My father is working in China at the moment so mum often skypes with him. However, I hadn't talked to him for a couple of months before tonight. So I sat down and said, 'hello dad, I've missed you!' and he said, 'well then, you'll have to improve your aim.'
Typical.
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