What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?
Pray to ELOhim.
Iโm having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.
Every time I ask her to leave she just says โnamaste.โ
What the hell am I dough-inโ here? I donut belong here
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
Hell used to be an island
but then Helsinki
All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
What's the most popular spice in hell?
Sinnamon
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!
Arenโt men allowed to laugh?
It sure would be one hell of a confusion
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
He said: "I heaven't"
"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
What is Jesus' favourite band?
Nine inch nails.
I think thereโs a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because heโs always trolling animal rights activists.
Danteโs in fur now.
What do you call old people in hell?
Sinner citizens!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked โWhat the hell are you doing?โ
He said, โLike everyone else, Iโm working from home.โ
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
โMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hellโ
I asked in response if she thought it was โBirth-whileโ
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itโs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
Pair of dice, LOST.
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you Iโll be home by a quarter of twelve.
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
How do you make antifreeze?
You take away her blanket
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond
meat
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
Eliphino...
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
