Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Sleigh-er.
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
lica
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
It was their lead guitar
He’s down with the sickness
Rust in peace
Mosh Pitt.
Look and see if they have a lead guitar.
A tattoo.
A rock star...
Sadly I could not lift it
You know what they say, one man's thrash is another man's treasure!
albacore
Is office rocker.
In Zinc
Dad: Hey, These cars these days are all plastic and can't take a single hit, they should make a toyota out of heavy metal. Me:Wut? Dad: Yeah, they could make a heavy metal toyota and call it.... "Judas Prius"
My sister and I were cleaning our basement to prepare for a party. Half of it is the entertainment center, and the other half is open space. Our dad tends to use it as a workshop when we're not hosting parties.
As we're putting away tools and sweeping up, my sister calls out, "Hey, I found the heavy metal." I thought she meant my CDs.
When I turned around, she was holding a 2"x6" rectangle of metal. And it was heavy.
And I groaned super hard.
Rust in peace
