A list of puns related to "Heartburn Hotel"
"I am having some heartburn, do you know of a chemist that is open all night?"
The front desk responds "They all close for the night. But we'll send someone right up"
A few moments later, there was a knock at the door. When opened, it revealed a woman with a black bag. "Hi. I'm Doctor Pérez. Let's make sure it's not a heart attack first.
After a few quick checks, she gives the businessman some antacid.
"Thank you for your quick response. I didn't think a small hotel like this would have a doctor."
"I get that a lot. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician"
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