... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
So they knew which witch was which.
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
... but he just couldn’t find time to planet.
I just have to planet first.
Planet.
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Dad: (Moving to block the thermostat) a what now?
There wasn't much-room
His house didn’t have mushroom
With multiple keyboards.
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
Me: There would be at the most 16 of us.
Dad: 16! For your first party?
Me: I mean Dad, its a LAN party and nothing stupid would be going on.
Dad: I don't care if it's a Land party or a Sea Party!
He then started laughing and I walked away.
I said, to him and his new wife, "But I thought you already had a housewarming. His wife almost snotted herself over it. We're good friends to this day.
...turns out I'd bought an incanter, not a decanter! ...got the wrong kinda spirits out of it
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
Easy, you just planet!
Cuz there wasn't much room.
