Happy Valentine's Day Puns

Such a Lovely day.

I hope your day starts off with a bang!

So we're in the car driving him home, and we got on the subject of valentines day. Me being attached and him single, I was really happy for him when he told me he had a date for valentines day!

I ask "So who is she?"

him: "February 14th"

worst part is it took me a while to get it, so I kept questioning him. I got out daded

So much so that she told me she had to go put on make-up while using the restroom. I told her it sounds like she's pulling double-doodie in there.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 💑