A list of puns related to "Hanoi FC"
I've been looking everywhere for an official Hanoi FC jersey. Just came from around the stadium with no luck. Anyone know where I can buy an official jersey?
Venue: Hang Day Stadium, Hanoi
Referee: Fu Ming (China)
Live on Fox Sports HD
Hanoi FC goals: Nguyen Van Quyet 21', Kebe 28'
4.25 SC goals: Rim Chol-min 19', Kim Yu-Song 87'
Line-up
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1' Kick-off!
8' A short stoppage here!
As DPR Korea's Kimg Yu-song is down (acting?) injured after trying to kick Hanoi FC star Pape Omar Faye!
9' Oh, what's happened there?
Yu-Song and Omar Faye involved in a tangle inside the box.
Disaster for Hanoi FC as Chol-Min pounces on the slack defending to put the North Korean side ahead!
But April 25's lead does not last for long as Hanoi FC are back in it!
It is their captain Nguyen Van Quyet who has scored at the other end to level things up! What a game we have here!
And the hosts Hanoi FC have taken the lead here! 2-1!
It's Papa Ibou Kebe who beats the offside trap and finishes past the 4.25 SC goalkeeper!
HANOI FC 2-1 4.25 SC!
34' Change for Hanoi!
Hanoi FC forced into making a change and it is the goal
keeper Nguyα» n VΔn CΓ΄ng who is coming off to be replaced by substitute custodian Bui Tien Dung!
38' CHANCE!
Omar Faye a whisker away from getting his second with a neatly struck volley!
43' BIG CHANCE!
Van Quyet plays in Omar Faye but he's denied by the keeper! Should have done better.
45' Three minutes added on!
Three minutes to be played at the end of the first 45 minutes!
HALF TIME
HANOI FC 2-1 4.25 SC
Hanoi FC have come back from a goal down to take a 2-1 lead against DPR Korea's April 25 SC here!
We hope the second half to be as entertaining as the first. So, stay tuned!
46' SECOND HALF begins!
We are back for the second period!
47' How did that not go in!
Omar Faye once again with a gilt-edged opportunity, but can't double Hanoi FC's lead!
58' Goal ruled out!
Hanoi FC have the ball in the back
... keep reading on reddit β‘Venue: Hang Day Stadium, Hanoi
Referee: Ilgiz Tantashev (UZB)
Live on Fox Sports HD
Hanoi FC goals: Omar Faye 61'
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Match events | via Fox Sports Asia
1' Kick-off !
3' First chance?
Hanoi are the ones who have started strong at home here!
10' Could it be three defeats on the trot for Binh Duong?
Becamex Binh Duong's 2-1 lose to Hanoi in the V.League in the weekend means that they are in the danger of suffering three straight defeats against their local rivals!
15' Quarter of an hour played!
And Binh Duong have created a couple of chances led by Wander Luiz and Pedro here!
18' Binh Duong knocking on the door!
What a goal that would have been for Veniamin Shumeiko who sneaks in behind the Hanoi FC defence, but failed to get a good connection with his head!
24' Almost a comical own goal!
Veniamin who almost scored a few minutes earlier would have been on target at the wrong end had this been a few inches to the left!
30' Half an hour played!
45' Two minutes added on!
Nothing much happening here as we head into the injury time here in Hanoi!
HALF TIME!!
And it's goalless in the first half as it has been a largely eventless 45 minutes!
46' We are back for the second half!
58' Big chance for Hanoi!
Pape Omar Faye, gunning for the golden boot, should have converted that chance for Hanoi!
59' Goalline clearance!
Chance at the other end as Binh Duong almost score, but Hanoi survive! What a heroic piece of defending!
Pape Omar Faye has finally scored as he scores from a corner kick to give Hanoi FC a 2-0 lead on aggregate in this AFC Cup 2019 ASEAN Zonal Final!
68' Hanoi threatening to run away!
Hanoi are looking dangerous and the more likely to score again. Binh Duong somehow survive this double scare barely minutes after conceding.
75' Quarter of an hour left!
Becamex Binh Duong have to score two goals here in the next 15 minutes to stay alive in the competition!
But can they do it?
85' Five minutes left!
Five minutes separate Hanoi and a place in the inter-zone semifinals of the AFC Cup 2019!
90' Four minutes added on!
Four more minutes left on the clock!
FT: H
... keep reading on reddit β‘Venue: Hang Day Stadium, Hanoi, Vietnam
Referee: Dae-Yong Kim (KOR)
Live on Fox Sports HD
Hanoi FC goals: Quang Hai 41', 61', Nguyen Van Quyet 88' (PEN)
Altyn Asyr FC goals: Myrat Yagsyyev 4', Altymyrat AnnadurdyΓ½ew 64'
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Match events | via Fox Sports Asia
1' Kick off imminent at Hang Day Stadium!
4' GOAL!! ALTYN ASYR FC 1-0!!
Disastrous start for hosts Hanoi FC as the Turkmenistan outfit have taken the lead as early as the fourth minute here!
Pham Duc Huy gives away possession at the halfway line and Myrat Yagsyyev punishes Hanoi!
10' Goal a bit hard on Hanoi!
Hanoi have had the most of the ball and chances before and after the goal here!
Key here will be their will to come back into this game!
14' Trying their luck from distance!
Hanoi FC defender Nguyen Van Dung with a long range effort which flies just over the bar!
17' No foul!
Hanoi FC attacker Nguyen Quang Hai brought down at the edge of the box, but the referee says no foul!
24' Hanoi HIT WOODWORK TWICE in a row!!
Hanoi have been unfortunate (x2) not to take the lead here as they hit the post twice in quick succession!
First, it is Pape Omar Faye who hits the crossbar with a header and then Kebe's follow up effort is also denied by the woodwork!!
30' Hanoi piling up the pressure on the visitors!
Hanoi FC are putting Altyn Asyr under a lot of pressure as they probe for the equaliser!
Van Dung has once again misses with an effort from outside the box while Quang Hai has been a nuisance for the Turkmenistan side's defence!
35' Altyn Asyr with a chance in between!
Altyn Asyr have been on the backfoot for much of the half, but they produce a chance out of nowhere!
But the effort after some good build up is feeble!
41' GOAL!! HANOI FC 1-1!!
Nguyen Quang Hai has worked his magic here as he wins a free kick at the edge of the box and expertly curls it over the defensive wall and into the goal!
A deserved equaliser for the Vietnamese champions!
Hanoi FC 1-1 Altyn Asyr FC!
And ONE MINUTE is added on!
HALF TIME: HANOI FC 1-1 ALTYN ASYR FC!
46' Second half underway!
We are back for the second 45 minutes of this first leg!
55' Change for Hanoi!
Kebe comes off and Hanoi FC skipper Ng
... keep reading on reddit β‘Venue: Kopetdag Stadium, Ashgabat, Turmenistan
Referee: Masoud Tufaylieh (Syria)
Live on Fox Sports 2 HD at 7pm
Hanoi FC goal: Van Quyet 15', 51'
Altyn Asyr goal: Geldiyev 45'+1 (P), 82' (P)
Line-up
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1' A first minute shot from Begench Akmamedov. However, the ball steers right of Nguyen Van Cong's goal.
2' CLOSE! Altyn Asyr have started the match extremely well. Resul Hojayev this time tries his luck from distance and misses the goal by a whisker.
9' SO CLOSE!
Orazmuhamedov fails to gather the ball and Hung Dung almost squeezes it in at the near post! Unlucky for Hanoi FC!
15' GOAL! 1-0 Hanoi FC (4-2 on aggregate)
The Altyn Asyr defence fail to deal with the danger and Van Quyet pokes it home to give Hanoi a HUGE lead!
20' Twenty minutes played here. Hanoi lead 1-0, Van Quyet with the goal.
25' CHANCE! A big opportunity for the Turkmen outfit to level things up goes to waste as Murat Yakshiyev cannot put the finishing touch to a well-delivered free-kick.
Half an hour gone here. Hanoi with the lead both in the match and in the tie. However, there are still 60 minutes left to play.
The Hanoi goalscorer tries to go for the bottom corner with a cheeky attempt. However, there is not enough power on the ball and Orazmuhamedov deflects it behind for a corner.
38' CHANCE!
Van Quyet goes for the cheeky attempt from the free kick and the keeper just about deals with it.
44' BIG CHANCE! BIG SAVE!
Pape Omar Faye is sent clean through and looks certain to score but Orazmuhamedov comes up with a huge save to deny him!
45' PENALTY TO ALTYN ASYR! Hojayev goes down in the box following a challenge from Nguyen Van Dung and the ref points to the spot.
45+1' GOAL! 1-1 Altyn Asyr (3-4 on aggregate)
The home side captain, Geldiyev, steps up and puts it away to draw his side level in this game!
HT: Altyn Asyr 1-1 Hanoi FC (3-4 on aggregate)
46' We're back underway here with the two teams level on score.
[51' GOA
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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