Dad got me hook, line, and sinker.

My dad owns a small garden supply store. Today, he got a new shipment in, and as I was helping him unpack the boxes, I pulled out a couple fishing rods, which he's never stocked before.

Me: You gonna start selling fishing gear?

Dad: Yup.

Me: How come?

Dad: Just for the Halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graffitizoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Why did the workers not comment on the boss' bad breath?

They did not want to step on his hali-toe-sis

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SombreroLama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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I was going to make a fish joke here...

But I don't think it's the right plaice to. I feel like I'll just flounder. I'm a dab hand with bad puns, though I'm probably gonna look like a right bass. I trout this'll be very popular. I mean, sal-mon, it's pretty bad. I think I need to tuna bit of it. I should ask my friend Hali-but she's probably busy. So no dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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