What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gambitK9
šŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/billyboogie
šŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered, "THE TEETH!"

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šŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/notdadbot
šŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Half a man..

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LaLithium2476
šŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I gave up Quarter Pounders and now Iā€™m half the man I used to be.

Iā€™m a fraction hero.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lum1nar
šŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in Half & Half?

He got creamated.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/xiams
šŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.

My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/elliothtz
šŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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So there's this half-man, half-frog looking thing that lives under the docks...

He's a portmantoad.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OK_Compooper
šŸ“…︎ May 28 2016
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If I could be half the man my father is...

I would be a pair of legs.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/scamperly
šŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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What do you call a doctor who is half man and half horse?

A centaur for disease control

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/peach_problems
šŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A half man - half horse walks into the room

He was the Centaur of attention :)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ADFormer
šŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jxwtf585
šŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/udrys
šŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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