I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Hello! Today I will take a look at the Mad mage. I will go slow at first so you can understand the secret of mathmagics. Then I will take you to a very weird place regarding talons, demona, 469 and a possibly unsolved quest.
I will skip the first part of the Paradox Tower quest, where we go over Hugo demonbunny. If you want to read that, then take a look at my previous post about hugo demonbunny, and I also discuss that the Hyena king likely is hugo demonbunny.
Ok, to start off this quest, we have to a rather hidden part at the mountains of Kazordoon and use some parcels to levitate up.
Here we find some text strange texts on a grave, indicating that the master of the tower is dead, and the student were contemplating madness. But it all seems a bit mad.
In the first puzzle, we are only able to walk on some of the tiles, the rest of them are obstructed by stones. One of the tiles looks different, like a switchplate. To solve this puzzle, you have to look at the hint at the entrance, two watches. When the grass starts growing again, hit the switch-tile and the stone will transform into a ladder.
The second room is a library with several books, mirrors and levers in. We will look at the books later because they contain a lot of flavor.
One of the books
>Tfel thgirtfel tfelthgir thgir
Which read backwards is:
right rightleft leftright left
And that is the order to have the levers in to advance.
Next room you just pull a lever and wait for the ghoul to step on the correct tile. (Looks a bit similar to Serpentine Tower djinn doesn't it)
[4th floor](https://preview.redd.it/w1h8jsc9lqi71.png
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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