A list of puns related to "HMS Biter"
My mind swirled as I tried to piece together what had just happened. That math wasn't coming out right in my head.
Tovin kills me. He hates me for a year. He mouths off to Atlas and gets his ass handed to him in front of the entire school, then mouths off to Fena in the aftermath. Then he prevents me from getting expelled for who knows what reason. He keeps talking to shit to Fena all the way up to the Cape Exams. He threatens to smash her to pieces in front of me, and then... doesn't? After Fena summons a literal devil to turn him into a blood smear on the arena floor, he proposes to her, vows to protect her, and now he knows something about Headmaster Vega?
"Gill," Fena said quietly as she turned her head toward me. I met her eyes, and we seemed to be thinking the same thing. The math wasn't right. I looked back to Tovin and narrowed my eyes at him.
"Which headmaster?"
He clenched his jaw and looked away.
"Tovin Blackmeyer, the headmasters' lapdog," Fena pressed, clearly as skeptical as I was. "Walks in here talking about a headmaster being up to something."
"Sounds to me like a convenient way to find out what exactly we know," I finished for her.
"What you know?" He furrowed his brow. "What do you know?"
"I don't think that's any of your concern," she responded sharply.
"Look, I know you both think what you think," he lifted his hands defensively. "But I'm actually trying to help you guys here!"
The two of us remained silent, staring him down as he glanced between the two of us. He dropped his shoulders and frowned.
"Fine," he conceded. "I was only hesitant to tell you which headmaster because... this is a major accusation to be making. I can't afford to let it leave my mouth, let alone this room. You currently consider me your enemy, and... I suppose I deserve that. But if you were to go to the headmasters with this..."
He trailed off and took a deep breath.
"Gill and I can keep a secret," Fena broke the silence. "Go ahead. Tell us which headmaster."
He shoved his hands in his pockets and closed his eyes tightly as though he were wrestling with the decision. Finally, he dropped his shoulders and moved toward the window, closer to the two of us.
"I believe Headmaster Vega is conducting joint research with an operative from the Diesel Empire."
My heart sank. Fena and I exchanged glances. That was eerily specific, and it confirmed what we already believed. I sat forward in a crosslegged position and leaned on my k
... keep reading on reddit β‘Been having fun playing factorio, finally finished it the other day, so decided to try for the 15 hour achievement.
Get into it, feeling good about things, move onto oil tech and start searching, only to realise there is NONE anywhere near me for miles...
So loaded up the map in the editor and had a look
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While feasible that this can be continued this turned from
To
Map string if anyone is interested:
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Gutted, but my fault for not checking the map preview at the start. Anyone else had similar experiences to this?
OK so, long text.
I live with my boyfriend. He often tells me I should go and get myself checked for ADHD, and I'll list some stuff so you all can maybe get some insight into whether I should or should not:
I'm a 20 year old woman. My dad and grandma seem to have (undiagnosed) adhd. My grandma doesn't sleep, always fidgets, is always on the go and comes to our house in the literal morning because she wants to go on some sort of adventure (and that's not dementia, she's always been like that). She is always stressed and talks fast and never never calms down, not for a second. For my dad it's similar, but he seems to struggle more with sleep issues, overworking and burnout. He often tells me his brain won't shut off and that's why he doesn't sleep either. He also can't sit at a table for the life of him; he's gone after 10min. He also cannot listen and is always watching YouTube. He struggled with video game addiction in the past and still plays a lot.
Coming to me;
I've been a chronic nail-biter since I was 3 years old. I often don't notice it, but sometimes there are VERY bad days; I sit in a lecture and I notice I'm chewing on them, and then it feels like my hands are like electric or something, and I start chewing my nails like a maniac and won't be able to stop for hours, until my fingers are raw and bleeding. It feels like I HAVE to chew on my nails in those bad episodes. I also tend to start to (TMI) pick at my toenails when watching YouTube, and that often gets bad to, (TMI again) so bad that once I ripped off a whole fucking nail.
I always put stuff in weird ass places. My phone will be on the top shelf of my storage cabinet. Or on the bathroom floor in the shower. Under the bedsheets. In my closet. This week I've left my ID in the library. On my desk. In front of me. Where I should have seen it. But I just left it for some reason.
I used to have tics. If that's the right word. Like rolling my eyes back so I get that little headache feeling. Crossing my eyes to get the same sense. Pushing into my stomach with my hands. It felt like I had to do it - like with the nail biting. I haven't done those things in some time; but when wearing shoes, I always have to move my toes outwards and roll my right foot to the side every other time. Idk why. My only explanation is that my toes feel wrong. My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy.
I can't seem to keep my desktop clean or keep track of my open tabs. I have chrome open 3 times and there are abo
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
PTU 3.15
So, I got out of prison with a bug. I lost my mobiglas.
Ok, I muttered to myself. It can't be that hard to get to Microtech, I just need to find the largish white dot in the sky!
I claimed my Pisces. Got in and scanned the sky with my quantum drive to pick up a destination ping. I got one!
Off I go to the unknown. I can't talk, can't invite anyone nor accept an invite. I can't even fuel up. This'll be fun.
I need a map. This one will do: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/jg5vk3/stanton_system_map_311/ (Thanks u/Meepowski btw!)
I find myself at a Lagrange point. Which one. Closer and closer and I find myself in ARC-L1. Crap, I went the wrong way.
Ok, this should be easy enough. I just need to align the sun to my left, 10:00 or so. I head out hoping my fuel will last. Find another Lagrange point with no station. (I'm guessing Arc-L4?) Who knows. Scan the sky in the appropriate location to where Microtech should be. Initiate Quantum. Run out of fuel....
I log out. This will not stop me. Log back in... At ARC-L1 again. Ok. Claim. lift-off. Just start at the star and find the first hit with the quantum drive. Got it. Ok, I have the system plane, line up the ship and start counting the hits until I get what I think is Microtech. At worst, I might hit MIC-L1. Go!
I go third person and watch the sun. If I stop with it in my 9:00, I'm probably in CRU-L3. I go right past 9:00 and it's edging closer to 7:00. Oh man. Did I get flipped upside down and end up in ARC-L3? I won't have quantum fuel for that run. Drives despool. I see a cloud with a station. Let's get up close and open comms. MIC-L1! Yes! Almost there.
Go down to top off my tank and remember, I can't. Fuel a little low. Let's just go for it. Put the sun to my back and scan the sky. Ping! Got one. Go!
Nail biter moment. I don't see a huge white dot in front of me. Crap, I must have gone the wrong way. I couldn't have. The sun is behind me. Drive spools down. I guess we'll see soon.
There it was. Microtech. A shiny white ball of freedom zooming at my face! I'll soon have my new mobiglas and be back in the game.
I instantly realize I can't see any stations. I don't know where New Babbage is. I have no nav markers. Ok... let's just find the station. Scan just over the horizon for a pip in my quantum drive spool. Got one. Just a security base of some sort. It's not friendly.
Scan again... quantum... another surface b
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
This list is a WIP the updated version can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HTF_Games_Studio/comments/js4ht0/guide_full_list_assassins_creed_valhalla/
Main River Raids Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSt3NuulP3Owi8kW5lV3P-Jlf1mL83QNb
=> Get Started
Tips & Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/xf9zudouUk4
How to Unlock River Dee - https://youtu.be/HHbc_xo7guA
How to Upgrade River Raid Cargo - https://youtu.be/zrIm5wL6DgU
=> Map Completion
Map Clue 1 - River Exe - https://youtu.be/Cf3dYgnTL-0
Map Clue 1 - River Severn - https://youtu.be/yc1B98xmuuo
River Exe Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/L_pa3umK_BY
River Severn Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/qT2egs4Cu6w
River Dee Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/2wKJJZy6oXY
Ability Location - Shoulder Bash - https://youtu.be/ffSp1NE1LrA
Ability Location - Battlecry - https://youtu.be/2JhXZSLTG2U
Ability Location - Berserker Trap - https://youtu.be/GqVmQVSOrfA
=> Equipment - Saint George SetAll Appearance Superior to Mythical - https://youtu.be/ov3Qw7y56eM
Full Saint George Set - https://youtu.be/HhMHs_Kt_t4
Cloak - River Exe - https://youtu.be/q5nMiTRjuys
Heavy Shield - River Exe - https://youtu.be/CRnusqetFr0
Pants - River Severn - https://youtu.be/L_yQzdFjs0U
Bracers - River Severn - https://youtu.be/iE2H9br_D4M
Helmet - River Dee - https://youtu.be/TyLI9356d_k
Armor - River Dee - https://youtu.be/q4x6sL-UoiI
Sword - River Dee - https://youtu.be/ZAlBiAHtXZU
=> Compilation
All 2 Clues The Legacy of Saint George Quest - https://youtu.be/sRWjt-UT0BY
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Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
BamBOO!
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
This list is a WIP the updated version can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HTF_Games_Studio/comments/js4ht0/guide_full_list_assassins_creed_valhalla/
Main River Raids Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSt3NuulP3Owi8kW5lV3P-Jlf1mL83QNb
=> Get Started
Tips & Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/xf9zudouUk4
How to Unlock River Dee - https://youtu.be/HHbc_xo7guA
How to Upgrade River Raid Cargo - https://youtu.be/zrIm5wL6DgU
=> Map Completion
Map Clue 1 - River Exe - https://youtu.be/Cf3dYgnTL-0
Map Clue 1 - River Severn - https://youtu.be/yc1B98xmuuo
River Exe Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/L_pa3umK_BY
River Severn Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/qT2egs4Cu6w
River Dee Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/2wKJJZy6oXY
Ability Location - Shoulder Bash - https://youtu.be/ffSp1NE1LrA
Ability Location - Battlecry - https://youtu.be/2JhXZSLTG2U
Ability Location - Berserker Trap - https://youtu.be/GqVmQVSOrfA
=> Equipment - Saint George SetAll Appearance Superior to Mythical - https://youtu.be/ov3Qw7y56eM
Full Saint George Set - https://youtu.be/HhMHs_Kt_t4
Cloak - River Exe - https://youtu.be/q5nMiTRjuys
Heavy Shield - River Exe - https://youtu.be/CRnusqetFr0
Pants - River Severn - https://youtu.be/L_yQzdFjs0U
Bracers - River Severn - https://youtu.be/iE2H9br_D4M
Helmet - River Dee - https://youtu.be/TyLI9356d_k
Armor - River Dee - https://youtu.be/q4x6sL-UoiI
Sword - River Dee - https://youtu.be/ZAlBiAHtXZU
=> Compilation
All 2 Clues The Legacy of Saint George Quest - https://youtu.be/sRWjt-UT0BY
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