I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

[Note: Although this post has nothing to do with current affairs in Burma/Myanmar, I think the subject matter covered in this translated article is apt, after witnessing an entire grassroot militia network in Yangon got exposed and realities of organizing a political movement in general. The article also shed some light on obscure parts of the Communist Party of Burma. The original post written in Burmese was linked below the article.]

The Communist Party of Burma and Thakin Bo

By a “researcher”

Introduction

If one took a look at the official website for Communist Party of Burma (https://www.cp-burma.org/), one will see it stated the Party was formed in August 15th, 1939 and listed the founders as Thakin Aung San, Thakin Ba Hein, Thakin Ba Tin (Goshel), Thakin Soe, Thakin Hla Pey (General Lat Yar), Comrade Htun Maung (Dr. Nat) and Thakin Bo. [1]

So to clarify things up, this is the story of Thakin Bo who was, as stated above, one of the 7 founding members of CPB. And since little was known about him the author chose to state some excerpt statements from the novel “Over the River of Irrawaddy” written in 1973 by famed novelist Bamaw Tin Aung.

“Hey..! Ko Saw Lwin...! Dobama!” [2]

Someone shouted, coming straight forwards to me with his arms spread out. Startled, it took a moment for me to identify the man who was greeting me.

It was Thakin Bo. Ko Bo [3] dropped out of the Yangon University midway through and went into politics completely. I’ve heard about how he was already a member in the Dobama Asiayone (aka We Burmans Association) earlier than people like Thakin Aung San, Thakin Hla Pey and Thakin Than Htun. Probably back to back with the former rowing team champion Ko Tin Maung.

We were very distant ever since Thakin Bo decided to pursue his path in politics. Unlike other former student Thakins, he rarely paid a visit to the university, instead preferring to spend his time alongside the workers. To be fair, I myself seldom travel into downtown and even though I sometimes drop by at Dobama Asiayone headquarters in Ye Kyaw, Nagani (Red Dragon) Bookstore in Lewis St. (now renamed Seikkantha St.) and Burmese Bookstore in Scott Market (named after James George Scott, but now renamed i

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Put it on my bill

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

I’m stumped.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

[Note: Although this post has nothing to do with current affairs in Burma/Myanmar, I think the subject matter covered in this translated article is apt, after witnessing an entire grassroot militia network in Yangon got exposed and realities of organizing a political movement in general. The article also shed some light on obscure parts of the Communist Party of Burma. The original post written in Burmese was linked below the article.]

The Communist Party of Burma and Thakin Bo

By a “researcher”

Introduction

If one took a look at the official website for Communist Party of Burma (https://www.cp-burma.org/), one will see it stated the Party was formed in August 15th, 1939 and listed the founders as Thakin Aung San, Thakin Ba Hein, Thakin Ba Tin (Goshel), Thakin Soe, Thakin Hla Pey (General Lat Yar), Comrade Htun Maung (Dr. Nat) and Thakin Bo. [1]

So to clarify things up, this is the story of Thakin Bo who was, as stated above, one of the 7 founding members of CPB. And since little was known about him the author chose to state some excerpt statements from the novel “Over the River of Irrawaddy” written in 1973 by famed novelist Bamaw Tin Aung.

“Hey..! Ko Saw Lwin...! Dobama!” [2]

Someone shouted, coming straight forwards to me with his arms spread out. Startled, it took a moment for me to identify the man who was greeting me.

It was Thakin Bo. Ko Bo [3] dropped out of the Yangon University midway through and went into politics completely. I’ve heard about how he was already a member in the Dobama Asiayone (aka We Burmans Association) earlier than people like Thakin Aung San, Thakin Hla Pey and Thakin Than Htun. Probably back to back with the former rowing team champion Ko Tin Maung.

We were very distant ever since Thakin Bo decided to pursue his path in politics. Unlike other former student Thakins, he rarely paid a visit to the university, instead preferring to spend his time alongside the workers. To be fair, I myself seldom travel into downtown and even though I sometimes drop by at Dobama Asiayone headquarters in Ye Kyaw, Nagani (Red Dragon) Bookstore in Lewis St. (now renamed Seikkantha St.) and Burmese Bookstore in Scott Market (named after James George Scott, but now renamed i

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "