A list of puns related to "HITS CLIP"
I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didnโt bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didnโt know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said โI think heโs going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, Iโm taking him straight to Wal-Mart.โ
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, โbut itโs just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!โ
This all mainly involves my actions and thinking to myself.
So I'm cutting my nails with clippers, the clipping seem to travel at a pretty high velocity then cut.
anyway, at one moment I had the clippers facing away from me, meaning my nails were pointing at me. When I cut, the clipping flew up and hit me on the eyelid, felt very close to going in.
That's when I thought:
"Shit, I almost nailed myself in the eye"
I work in a medical lab. I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didnโt bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didnโt know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said โI think heโs going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, Iโm taking him straight to Wal-Mart.โ
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, โbut itโs just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!โ
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