These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PbyFortress
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman

I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didnโ€™t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didnโ€™t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said โ€œI think heโ€™s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, Iโ€™m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.โ€

I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, โ€œbut itโ€™s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I just Dad Joked myself. I'm ashamed

This all mainly involves my actions and thinking to myself.

So I'm cutting my nails with clippers, the clipping seem to travel at a pretty high velocity then cut.

anyway, at one moment I had the clippers facing away from me, meaning my nails were pointing at me. When I cut, the clipping flew up and hit me on the eyelid, felt very close to going in.

That's when I thought:

"Shit, I almost nailed myself in the eye"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frecklejam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman

I work in a medical lab. I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didnโ€™t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didnโ€™t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said โ€œI think heโ€™s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, Iโ€™m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.โ€

I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, โ€œbut itโ€™s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
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