Where does all the thug food live?

In the spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Impress-2222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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My constipated friend tested a food dye-based laxative that worked much too well.

It passed with flying colors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MileStretch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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What's a clergyman's favourite food?

Pastor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivingUnicorgi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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I love Middle Eastern food. I don't know why they call it falafel.

It should be fal-awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesterShill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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Need some good jokes to lighten this β€œcrappy” situation.

We just had my mother in law’s funeral on Saturday and during the catered luncheon, a bunch of us have gotten bad food poisoning or Noro Virus. I myself spent last night enduring vomiting, cramping, etc. and my wife is even worse than me. So far, about 20 of us are messed up. Anyway, I’m trying hard to be more positive while acknowledging that this freaking sucks. Y’all have such great ideas on here let’s see what you can come up with…that’s not vomit.

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What do japanese sharks like to eat?

Raw-men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_DonOfJustice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2022
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What do Muslims eat during Ramadan?

Fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordrb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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The economy and inflation is really taking it's toll. I have a dwarf friend....

....and he says he is really struggling to put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowboardrob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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Chinese cannibals refuse to cook their meals

They prefer Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2022
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What does a racehorse eat?

Fast food!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2022
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