When I was growing up, I wanted to become a monk.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.
We put it against a mirror.
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Two Thirty, heard this pun a thousand times growing up in a house of dentists.
Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
My son is growing up so fast!
One day we’re playing with the bathtub alphabet set while I wash him; the next he asks me to get the ‘F’ out.
Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!
My stepdad was the one who took me fishing every year growing up.
I consider him my reel dad.
Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages...
Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup.
My favorite book growing up
Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958
Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...
Growing up, my brothers and I weren't allowed to sit in the front of the car
We were the back seat boys
When I was growing up, my dad always used to tell me, “The Sky’s the Limit!”
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
Hiking with my dad while growing up in Texas. Every time.
Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."
When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
Growing up, I never understood why my dad named my sister Artica until i had my son.
My wife was lamenting how quickly our daughter is growing up and wished she was still small, so I turned to my daughter and yelled "You're dumb! No one likes you!"
My wife immediately screamed at me "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HER!?"
I replied, "You were sad how big she was getting, so I was trying to belittle her."
Growing up I felt CLOSER to mom than dad...
...for he was FATHER than her
Growing up in Milwaukee my dad always wanted me to learn how to bake
However, I was really just not interested at all.
One day, I decided to make the old man happy and told him I'd like to learn how to make a cake.
He grabbed a bowl, put three eggs in it and handed me a Whisk.
What do I do with this dad?
"Whisk On Son!"
My parents only drank Australian beer while I was growing up.
I was raised in a Foster family.
I had an abusive father growing up who was a professional wrestler
It wasn't that bad though, because he never really hit us.
When I was growing up I wanted to be a professional yoyo-er
I heard the career has a lot of ups and downs
Growing up, what was Usher's favourite food his mom made ?
What does the acorn say to the squirrel while growing up?
My wife told me that she hated the kid from “The Wonder Years” when she was growing up.
I said, “That’s a little Savage.”
Growing up our parents never told us about Santa...
So, he was a guy I didn't Noel!
When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.
So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."
Growing up in the midwest, Dad never failed to make this joke every time we drove past one of these things...
Dad: HEY!
Us: WHAT?! ...Goddammit.
What does a little walnut say as it is growing up
Gee I'm a tree (geometry)
Every time from my Dad when growing up...
My wife is growing up to be a good dad.
We are doing a landscaping project and we are looking for a wheeled basket to help transport rock to our backyard. She said "I wonder if anyone has something we can barrow..."
Growing up we were quite poor and loved pasta.
My Dad would get us excited by telling us we would get pasta for dinner. We would end up eating whatever was in the discount bin.
Dad: Kids, we're having pasta for dinner!
Us: Yay!
Dad: Pasta-used-by-date!
My son asked me, “What was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, “Led Zeppelin”.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
“Dad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up
“Dad, what music did you listen do when you were growing up?”
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yeah. They were good too.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Me: Yeah. I liked them too.
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