Grey Matter Puns

A list of puns related to "Grey Matter"

What’s big and grey and doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/0_IceCold_0
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elliphino.

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👤︎ u/criticalthoughtguy
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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My first dad joke! Earl Grey tea

If you mix Earl Grey tea and Lady Grey tea do you get hermaphroditea?

As a new father I knew it was just a matter of time until it started happening to me.

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👤︎ u/Dusty1919
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant 🐘

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👤︎ u/T3chJ3n
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What's big, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/rtaylor65
📅︎ Jul 10 2016
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