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Green Bay Puns

A list of puns related to "Green Bay"

Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?

Wis-continental.

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👤︎ u/Sir_E_L_Bawks
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?

The Green Bay Picards.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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I was dad-joked during the football game tonight

I was watching the Seattle Seahawks play against the Green Bay Packers tonight, and Derrick Coleman was shown on TV. I turned to my dad, "That's the deaf football player, right?"

Him "Huh?"

Me "That football player is deaf, right?"

Him " What?" As he held his hand up to his ear.

God damn it dad.

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👤︎ u/Redhot128
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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Dad dropped this while watching football

We were watching the Green Bay vs Arizona game. Aaron Rodgers got sacked two downs in a row. My dad said "Come on Rodgers be like the eggs, and scramble!!! Bwahahahaha!"

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👤︎ u/USS_Ronald_Reagan
📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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