It was the Best Western Iโve ever seen.
... After the first few lines, I was hooked.
It had an awesome supporting cast.
I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imaginationโฆ
Petrified Forest National Park, of course.
But I forgot to punchline.
Can't wait for the SQL.
but thatโs okay because youโre right on thymeโ
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
I guess you could say it was meaty ogre
... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!
"It wasn't me."
It's a Freudian slip
He's a real fun guy.
My girlfriend and I were standing in the bread aisle at Safeway, browsing the local bread selections. One of the lone bags in the rack shifted oddly by itself and almost fell out of the rack hanging halfway off. My girlfriend noted that it looked like it was trying to jump off so I said. "No, don't jump! You have your whole loaf ahead of you!"
Son: "interesting, which channel?"
Dad: "Panama"
Quick backstory: there is a bar in my town that all new alumni of the town's university sign upon graduation. My friends and I were in their celebrating a 21st birthday on Saturday and I just graduated. The bar is a restaurant in the daytime and they have great sundaes.
My friend asked the bartender for a sharpie so I could sign the ceiling. The bartender didn't have one and this was our exchange:
Me: "Ah let's come in tomorrow and get sundaes and I'll sign the ceiling."
Friend: "Sounds good to me."
Me: "It could be a sundate."
Friend: "Really...."
Me: "Convenient on Sunday!"
Friend: "Jokes on you it's going to be really cloudy!"
Me: "So then it's just clou-day."
Friend: "Get out." (Turns back to me while cringing)
I was talking about how I studied abroad in Italy with my girlfriend
Me: Actually my girlfriend studied abroad too Friends Dad: No. She did a foreign study while you studied a broad.
It was the Best Western Iโve ever seen.
