Govindas Konthoujam Puns

##GROUP A - ROUND 4

Match 58: Andhra vs Himachal at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Himachal won the toss and chose to field

Andhra won by 30 runs

Stats:

• 4th List A ton for Srikar Bharat (55 innings, 5 fifties)

• 2nd List A ton for Ashwin Hebbar (35 innings, 4 fifties)

• Highest List A score for Srikar Bharat

• 12th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan (87 innings, 1 ton)

• 14th List A fifty for Prashant Chopra (81 innings, 4 tons)

• 2nd highest 1st innings and 5th highest total for Andhra (highest total is 385/6 vs Goa in 2011-12)

• 4th highest 2nd innings total for Himachal (highest 2nd innings total is 351 all out vs Maharashtra in 2016-17)

Match 59: Gujarat vs Vidarbha at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Gujarat won by 46 runs

Stats:

• Maiden List A ton for Saurav Chauhan (2 innings)

• Maiden List A ton for Het Patel (5 innings)

• 5th List A ton for Ganesh Satish (79 innings, 18 fifties)

• Maiden List A fifty for Aditya Sarwate (14 innings)

• Highest total for Gujarat

• Highest 2nd innings total and 4th highest total for Vidarbha (highest total is 350/6 vs Hyderabad in 2017-18)

Match 60: Odisha vs Jammu and Kashmir at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Odisha won the toss and chose the field

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

##GROUP A - ROUND 1

Match 1: Andhra vs Odisha at Sharad Pawar Cricket Academy, BKC, Mumbai

Andhra won the toss and chose to field

Odisha won by 63 runs

Stats:

• 5th List A fifty for Sandeep Pattanaik in 20th match

• 2nd List A ton for Subhransu Senapati in 28th match (3 fifties)

• 14th List A fifty for Ricky Bhui in 52nd match (2 tons)

• 5th biggest win (by runs) for Odisha (biggest win is 235 runs vs Jharkhand in 2012-13)

Match 2: Gujarat vs Jammu and Kashmir at Cricket Club of India, Mumbai

Gujarat won the toss and chose to field

Gujarat won by 5 wickets (79 balls to spare)

Stats:

• 25th List A fifty for Parvez Rasool in 124th match (1 ton)

• 8th List A fifty for Bhargav Merai in 37th match (2 tons)

Match 3: Vidarbha vs Himachal at Dadoji Konddev Stadium, Thane

Vidarbha won the toss and chose to field

Vidarbha won by 7 wickets (61 balls to spare)

Stats:

• 10th List A fifty for Rishi Dhawan in 102nd match (1 ton)

• Best List A bowling figu

##GROUP A - ROUND 2

Match 20: Punjab vs Maharashtra, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Maharashtra won the toss

Maharashtra won by 7 wickets (with 15 balls to spare)

Stats:

• 15th fifty for Maharashtra skipper Ruturaj Gaikwad in 59 innings (1 ton)

• Punjab became 1st team to play 100 SMAT matches. They have won 62 and lost 38.

Match 21: Tamil Nadu vs Odisha, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Odisha won the toss

Tamil Nadu won by 1 run

Stats:

• 3rd fifty for Subhranshu Senapati in 21 innings

• Highest score for Subhranshu Senapati

• 2nd highest 2nd Innings total for Odisha (highest 2nd innings total is 167/9 vs Bengal in 2014-15, a match they also lost by 1 run)

• Joint smallest win (by runs) for Tamil Nadu

Match 22: Goa vs Puducherry, 5th November 2021 in Lucknow

Goa won the toss

Goa won by 9 runs

Stats:

• 4th fifty for Aditya Kaushik in 24 innings

• 10th fifty for Paras Dogra in 86 innings

• 3rd highest 2nd Innings total and 5th highest total for Puducher