He went on to shout, “No! Not the kryptonite!”
A little confused, I said “that’s Superman.”
“Thank you!” he laughed. “I’ve been practicing a lot.”
Good news is, I’m cured!
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
"No" he said, "It kills them"
I handed her the dictionary.
She looked really angry when I came home with sugar cubes.
Me: You just really ate to see it
You could say I was ill for a full sicks months.
I hope she knows how to play snooker
I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!
"It was hard enough to sneak you out of there in the first place."
I forgot to bring my swimming goggles.
I'm so good at being lazy that I was awarded atrophy.
I'm driving across the country with my SO and we're stopped at a motel right now.
It has a small indoor swimming pool so I put on my boardshorts, went for a quick swim, and hung them up to dry in the shower overnight. This morning my SO saw them:
>"They dry really quickly," she said.
>"Yup, that's what boardshorts are for," I said.
>"They don't have a lot to do?"
It took me a minute. She got me good.
I said I had a ways back, but it passed over.
Long Con Silver.
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
