A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. β€œFirst offender?” the judge asked.

β€œNo” she replied. β€œFirst a Gibson , then a Fender”

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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection

the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"

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A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection

The judge asked her, β€œfirst offender” β€œNo,” she says β€œfirst a Gibson then a Fender

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, "First offender?" She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asksΒ her, "First offender?” She says, β€œNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” The wife replies, β€œNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?

’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” β€œNo,” she replies, β€œFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.”

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says "first offender?" She says,

No, first a Gibson, then a fender

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

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A woman was on trial...

...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

Judge says: β€˜First offender?'

Woman replies: β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'

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So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"

The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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