Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?

It's called polka-haunt-us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJStruven
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Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?

Free boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesis0884
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Why does YouTube continually recommend videos of dancing former Vice Presidents?

I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garfimous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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What do you call a dancing ghost?

The boogie man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
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how do ghosts work out?

they deadlift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxAlyMLWxX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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What is a cow's favourite dance?

The milkshake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCMRaven
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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Why do ghosts like to haunt bras?

Because of the boo-bies

Thought of this after mis-reading u/nemesis0884's joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglytool
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Son: Holy shit, I finally conquered my fear of ghosts

Dad: that's the spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonchild4eva
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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Did you hear about the ghost shark?

It vanished into fin air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What's a gym guy's favorite dance move?

The Protein Shake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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What kind of car would a ghost drive?

A boogatti!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What kind of wood that can sing,dance and act

Bollywood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do you gift a ghost for it’s birthday?

A booquet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Ghosts would be terrible sports fans

They'd never show up to their seats and all they would do is boooo their own teams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresidentBowser
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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What do you get when your butcher dances while cutting up your beef?

A T-Bone Shake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophecii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit

I have a hen-ted house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night

First I was afraid, I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuseMan_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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My friend's dog sees ghosts all the time

It's barking mad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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What do you call a ghost that gives furniture padding?

A pholstergeist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mungos93
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I would put a star wars joke

But I don't wanna force it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatTurtleguy1234
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddyw0wnus
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a dyslexic Ghost Rider?

Elf Rider, because he would've sold his soul to Santa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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What is a ghost’s favorite magazine?

The Boo Yorker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Tyrant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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What type of math would you take to a dance?

An algorhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squashedblossoms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morendral
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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100 Years War
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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Why don't ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.

He replied, "Deadlifts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...

He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?

The boo-ty salon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What did the drunken ghost say to the other drunken ghost

β€œBooooo~ze”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinksheep20
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why do infant sharks love to dance

Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Never drink with ghosts...

they can't handle their boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Why can’t a dog dance?

Cause they have two left paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urafakebetch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"

Boo-bies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.

I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..

It was new-clear warfare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.

They replied, "sili-cone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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The potatoes suffered heavy casualties in the first battle of the vegetable wars

>It was a Mashacre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?

Ghoulash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglukian
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Can three birds dance?

No but toucan.

(Credit: Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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French swing-dancing flash mob exclaims in dismay at being arrested for disorderly conduct.

It was a zut! suit riot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conflateer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Ghosts smell bad.

Because they’re covered in sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Why do ghosts hate going to the therapist?

They always see right thru them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotaurd_
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What do you call a coffee-serving ghost?

A Boo-rista!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

That's the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerThePunk
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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