Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?
It's called polka-haunt-us
Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?
Why does YouTube continually recommend videos of dancing former Vice Presidents?
I guess that's just the Al Gore Rhythm.
What do you call a dancing ghost?
What is a cow's favourite dance?
Why do ghosts like to haunt bras?
Because of the boo-bies
Thought of this after mis-reading u/nemesis0884's joke
Son: Holy shit, I finally conquered my fear of ghosts
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
What's a gym guy's favorite dance move?
What kind of car would a ghost drive?
What kind of wood that can sing,dance and act
What do you gift a ghost for it’s birthday?
Ghosts would be terrible sports fans
They'd never show up to their seats and all they would do is boooo their own teams
What do you get when your butcher dances while cutting up your beef?
What do you call a ghost chicken?
Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit
I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night
First I was afraid, I was petrified
My friend's dog sees ghosts all the time
What do you call a ghost that gives furniture padding?
I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a dyslexic Ghost Rider?
Elf Rider, because he would've sold his soul to Santa!
What is a ghost’s favorite magazine?
What type of math would you take to a dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why don't ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.
My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?
What did the drunken ghost say to the other drunken ghost
Why do infant sharks love to dance
Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
Never drink with ghosts...
they can't handle their boos.
Why can’t a dog dance?
Cause they have two left paws
Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"
My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
They replied, "sili-cone"
The potatoes suffered heavy casualties in the first battle of the vegetable wars
What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?
Can three birds dance?
No but toucan.
(Credit: Twitter)
French swing-dancing flash mob exclaims in dismay at being arrested for disorderly conduct.
Ghosts smell bad.
Because they’re covered in sheet.
Why do ghosts hate going to the therapist?
They always see right thru them.
What do you call a coffee-serving ghost?
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
Stayed in a hotel with a gay ghost last night
It really put the willy's up me....
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