Electile dysfunction
It’s elevator music
But then I put my foot down and decided there will be no more of that around here.
I have it all thawed out.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
They should be in the arrrrmy
You must be a Simpson then.
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
It's a Spam.
He replied "Chai, nah".
Because dawn is tough on Greece
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Ladies
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
Never gonna give you Up!
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.
To beat the crowd.
Tie their hands behind their back
A knight towel
Because then we’d have corona with Lyme
I know he means well.
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
It's endeering.
She says it’s my crow aggression.
‘Cos she’s worth it.
Then get up in the afternoon.
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
She calls it my crow aggression.
Because it's volume increases
A depresso
Cold shoulder.
I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”
She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”
So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I’m tired of his mine games.
When it fell, it was forever
They always check me out.
It’s my 2020 goal.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
...To beat the crowds
>!They do it to beat the crowds!!<
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Elongate would really stretch on.
A cold shoulder
Credit to u/Phoenix_Slayer3000
