How do you get rid of a 1?
You add a g and it’s gone.
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying Bach, Bach.
Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?
It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.
What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?
I decided not to get rid of my tumor anymore
I dont know why, i guess it just grew on me
No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.
It’s a real head scratcher.
My wife said she wanted to try and get rid of her love handles...
I said she'll look stupid without any ears 👂
Why did The conservative get rid of his alarm clock?
Because every morning it wanted him to get woke
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
Who do you call when you want to get rid of wrinkles
I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway
I have it all thawed out.
"What part of your body would you get rid of?"
"My spine. It holds me back."
If you take a dozen cows and get rid of two you'll have nine
There would be 10 but they lacked 8
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
How do you get rid of someone’s dirty thoughts?
I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!
It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!
If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back
How do you get rid of fleas?
What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
My friend declared bankruptcy and disappeared to get rid of all his bills...
My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had
I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.
This whole project was a waist of time.
What does an ant take to get rid of heartburn?
An antacid
I'm a single mom so I feel its ok for me to post this (and it made my daughter facepalm)
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
How do you get rid of your average ghost?
I own a rabbit farm, but I want to get rid of them. The thing is, I don’t know how to do it, so I was thinking I should call someone to help me with that. Then I thought to myself:
A magician should do the trick.
I had to get rid of my old ladder today
We had our ups and downs but I'll still miss it
Today I had to get rid of the lawn mower I've had for 20 years.
It just could no longer make the cut.
Why did the mushroom dealer get rid of his small bins?
Because there wasn’t mushroom
We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
I need to get rid of some DVDs
People keep telling me to get rid of my pet rock
But it has too much sedimental value
How do you get rid of a Lil' Wayne
First step for my new diet was to get rid of the unhealthy food
Took me about a week but I just finished the last pint of ice cream.
I’m sad but I need to get rid of the sunglasses that have been with me for years.
I found them with a scratch and I just don’t think I can see past it
If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.
"what part of your body would you get rid off?"
"My spine, It holds me back."
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
All they could say was BACH!
What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
Why wouldn't the geologist get rid of his rock collection?
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying Bach! Bach!
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