No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...
...and if I can’t sue Ez, can Al?
George Washington looks stoned in this picture
I was named after George Washington.
He was named in 1732 and I was named in 1992.
George Ezra is currently on SNL. I am not a huge fan. I think I am going to listen to something I like more.
Maybe some Better Than Ezra!
How did George Michael get chocolate on his shirt?
He was careless with his Wispa.
What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?
All my Excels live in XLSX!
Does Boy George have a criminal record?
No, he's a man without convictions.
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
-Thanks to Stuff to blow your mind podcast
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
Where does Boy George get his flat-breads from...?
They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
No historian has ever found the remainder of the cherry tree George Washington chopped down
4th of July dad joke
The difference between George Washington and a duck? One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face.
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
++++++++++++++++++
I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
What do you call a beautiful George
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
George Foreman definitely won't be getting a PS5
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
George Bush was a shrubborn man
What does an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They both start with a “G”.
Elephant’s name is George.
How did George Michael get to hospital?
Boy George would be proud
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
I made a post on TIL about George Washington,
it got removed because it was “too General”.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
Why would Regina George and her Mean Girls be lousy dog owners?
Because fetch is never going to happen
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
It must be frustrating to be friends with George Stephanopoulos.
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account
You might say he is a karma chameleon
How is “George” not the state capital
‘Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
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