Geologists Day Puns

A list of puns related to "Geologists Day"

What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?

A stoner.

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👤︎ u/prendrefeu
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Every year my town has a 4th of July track meet during the day, and any age can compete. My geologist dad, heavy set and not ready to compete, entered the mile and obviously did poorly, but he crossed the finish line, gave me a shit-eating grin and said:

"......gneiss guys finish last."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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A geologist is showing off some the latest additions to her collection

when coincidentally another geologist passes by. These 'gems' catch his eyes. His curiosity becomes anger and he exclaims,

"I just had a few prized finds of my own go missing a few days ago. Where did you get these!?".

The other geologist replies, "Well, that's none of your Bismuth".

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👤︎ u/afrotronics
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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