Gay Parent Puns

Either you're stuck with double the dad jokes or an infinite loop of go ask your mom..

You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."

Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.

Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.

Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."

Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)

So I could have twice as many dad jokes.

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.

Parents don't tell their kids to straighten up anymore.

John: Mom,Dad, I'm gay

Dad (Richard) : ...

Mom: Richie don't...

Dad: ...

Dad: ... (blurted out really fast) Hi Gay, I'm Dad

Edit: Formatting

Telling your parents you’re gay.

Either twice the Dad jokes or an infinite loop of “Go ask your mom”.

Like, you either get double the dad jokes or get stuck in a infinite loop of "Go ask your mom". I can't imagine the pain.