The would have had the 4th overall pick and now they have a 1% chance of making the playoffs.
They are currently 3-8 and have no first round picks for this upcoming draft and Adams is the highest paid Safety who has been underperforming ever since he’s been with the Seahawks.
I know we suck right now, but at least we have a chance of drafting well. Let’s take a look at Caserio’s picks (and I know this sub hates Mills but this is from McClain a known Mills hater.)
Mills: Mills has completed 140 of 209 passes (67 percent) for 1,357 yards and seven touchdowns. He has thrown eight interceptions, averaged 6.5 yards per attempt and posted an 80.2 rating. Among rookie quarterbacks with multiple starts, Mills’ rating is second to New England’s Mac Jones.
Collins: Collins has played in eight games, including three starts. He has 18 catches for 228 yards (12.7 average).
Jordan: Jordan is coming on strong. After being inactive for the first seven games, he has played in four, including two starts. He has nine catches for 80 yards (8.9) and two touchdowns.
Lopez: Lopez, whose primary job is to tie up blockers, has 19 tackles (two for loss), one sack, one fumble recovery and two quarterback knockdowns. With six games left, he’s assured of having more tackles than any rookie defensive tackle in team history if he stays healthy.
So we’re in a better shape than the Seahawks! Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Every year The Athletic releases a consensus big board (https://theathletic.com/2530534/2021/04/29/2021-nfl-draft-consensus-big-board-70-lists-one-ranking-of-the-top-300-prospects/ - requires a subscription) which attempts to create a consensus draft ranking by aggregating other draft boards. I decided to take this a step further and write a quick script to simulate what each team's draft would have looked like had they drafted the consensus best player available.
There are two columns: "Consensus BPA" which represents the overall best player available that could have been drafted at the given pick, and the "Consensus BPA (By position)" column which is the best player available at the given position that the team actually drafted. One thing that stood out to me is how absurdly close the Lions actual draft is to the positional BPA shown here.
Some things to note are that the board may have some oddities due to either players being drafted that were not ranked on the board, or positions being slightly different between the consensus board and where I pulled my data from. The displayed positions are pulled from the consensus big board, to help explain the naming here is an excerpt I grabbed from the article:
>A quick note on position designations: “WRS” refers to receivers that will primarily be tasked with slot play, “DL1T” refers to nose tackles, “DL3T” refers to defensive tackles with more pass-rush responsibility and “DL5T” refers to players that can either play 3-4 defensive end or could be either an edge rusher or interior pass rusher. This updated version of the list has also added “NCB” to stand for nickel corners who will primarily be expected to play in the slot. It wasn’t originally noted but, “RBC” stands for a change-of-pace running back — primarily pass catchers who aren’t expected to be lead backs.
This is by no means a perfect and I haven't gone through every team to confirm things so if you see any inconsistencies please let me know and I can try to fix it and rerun.
Arizona Cardinals
| Pick # | Actual Pick | Consensus BPA | Consensus BPA (By position) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | Zaven Collins (LB) | Christian Darrisaw (OT) | Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (LB) |
| 49 | Rondale Moore (WRS) | Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (LB) | Rondale Moore (WRS) |
| 136 | Marco Wilson (CB) | Daviyon Nixon (DL3T) | Thomas Graham Jr. (CB) |
| 210 | Victor Dimukeje (EDGE) | T |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
Day 3 of the 2021 draft is over.
Who won? Who lost? Who reached? Who got a steal?
Round 4 Picks
| Pick | Team | Player | Position | College | Discussion |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jaguars | Jay Tufele | DT | Southern California | link |
| 2 | Jets | Michael Carter | RB | North Carolina | link |
| 3 | Falcons | Darren Hall | CB | San Diego State | link |
| 4 | Titans | Dez Fitzpatrick | WR | Louisville | link |
| 5 | Browns | James Hudson | OT | Cincinnati | link |
| 6 | Bengals | Cameron Sample | DE | Tulane | link |
| 7 | Lions | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | Southern California | link |
| 8 | Lions | Derrick Barnes | ILB | Purdue | link |
| 9 | Falcons | Drew Dalman | C | Stanford | link |
| 10 | Cowboys | Jabril Cox | OLB | LSU | link |
| 11 | Giants | Elerson Smith | DE | Northern Iowa | link |
| 12 | Rams | Bobby Brown III | DT | Texas A&M | link |
| 13 | Chargers | Chris Rumph II | OLB | Duke | link |
| 14 | Vikings | Kene Nwangwu | RB | Iowa State | link |
| 15 | Patriots | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | Oklahoma | link |
| 16 | Jaguars | Jordan Smith | DE | UAB | link |
| 17 | Bengals | Tyler Shelvin | DT | LSU | link |
| 18 | Eagles | Zech McPhearson | CB | Texas Tech | link |
| 19 | Football Team | John Bates | TE | Boise State | link |
| 20 | Vikings | Camryn Bynum | CB | California | link |
| 21 | Panthers | Chuba Hubbard | RB | Oklahoma State | link |
| 22 | Colts | Kylen Granson | FB | Southern Methodist | link |
| 23 | Steelers | Dan Moore Jr. | OT | Texas A&M | link |
| 24 | Buccaneers | Jaelon Darden | WR | North Texas | link |
| 25 | Rams | Robert Rochell | CB | Central Arkansas | link |
| 26 | Ravens | Tylan Wallace | WR | Oklahoma State | link |
| 27 | Browns | Tommy Togiai | DT | Ohio State | link |
| 28 | [Sain |
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
#Texans Roster
| Offense | Players: 24 | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| WR | Brandin Cooks | Anthony Miller | Andre Roberts |
| LT | Laremy Tunsil | Charlie Heck | Geron Christian Sr |
| LG | Max Scharping | ||
| C | Justin Britt | ||
| RG | Justin McCray | ||
| RT | Tytus Howard | Marcus Cannon | |
| TE | Pharaoh Brown | Jordan Akins | Brevin Jordan |
| WR | Chris Conley | Nico Collins | |
| QB | Tyrod Taylor | Davis Mills | Deshaun Watson |
| RB | David Johnson | Phillip Lindsay | Rex Burkhead |
| RB | Mark Ingram II | Scottie Phillips |
| Defense | Players: 26 | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| DE | Whitney Mercilus | Jacob Martin | Charles Omenihu |
| DT | Vincent Taylor | DeMarcus Walker | Roy Lopez |
| DT | Maliek Collins | Ross Blacklock | |
| DE | Jordan Jenkins | Jonathan Greenard | |
| WLB | Zach Cunningham | Neville Hewitt | |
| MLB | Christian Kirksey | Kamu Grugier-Hill | |
| SLB | Kevin Pierre-Louis | Garret Wallow | |
| CB | Desmond King II | Tavierre Thomas | |
| CB | Terrance Mitchell | Vernon Hargreaves III | Tremon Smith |
| S | Justin Reid | Terrence Brooks | AJ Moore Jr |
| S | Eric Murray | Lonnie Johnson Jr |
| Special | Players: 3 |
|---|---|
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn |
| P | Cameron Johnston |
| LS | Jon Weeks |
#Reserve
| Position | Player | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| WR | Taywan Taylor | Injured |
| CB | Bradley Roby | Suspended (1wk) |
#Practice Squad
| Position | Player |
|---|---|
| OL | Carson Green |
| OL | Ryan McCollum |
| OL | Lane Taylor |
| OL | Hjalte Froholdt |
| TE | Antony Auclair |
| WR | Chris Moore |
| WR | Jordan Veasy |
| QB | Jeff Driskel |
| CB | Isaiah Johnson |
| FB | Paul Quessenberry |
| DE | Derek Rivers |
| LB | Hardy Nickerson |
| S | Jonathan Owens |
| DB | Shyheim Carter |
| CB | Antonio Phillips |
Nothing, he was gladiator.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
#Welcome to the 2021 NFL Draft hosted in /r/nfl
Much like last year we will be creating multiple threads throughout the process. Each day of the draft will have 2 dedicated posts - one open discussion thread where selection spoilers are allowed and a broadcast thread where spoilers are not allowed. Violating the spoiler restrictions in the broadcast thread will result in a temporary ban for the duration of the draft. A live thread will accompany all of these threads and remain actively updated throughout the entire draft.
Each selection will also have an individual thread posted by /u/nfl_mod. Please do not attempt to post these yourself - submissions will be locked. After the draft days end, submissions will be re-opened.
Should important news arise during the draft, this can still be submitted, but will have to await moderator approval. Message the moderators if something you submitted isn't showing.
As each day finishes, the threads for the day will be locked, as new ones go up. The individual selection threads will not be locked at any point. This thread is just a hub to direct discussion to the appropriate threads, and so will remain locked for the duration of the draft.
College Stats by Sports Reference
Returning this year is our colaboration with Sports Reference who have graciously supplied us with College Stats for our draft cards. Check out their subreddit and of course their website which is a great and flexible source of stats for the NFL, college football - and more. Huge thanks for helping us out once again.
##Day 1 Discussion Threads
- Day 1 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread
- Day 1 Open Draft Discussion thread (spoilers allowed)
- Day 1 Post-draft Discussion thread
##Day 2 Discussion Threads
- Day 2 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread
- Day 2 Open Draft Discussion thread (spoilers allowed)
- Day 2 Post-draft Discussion thread
##Day 3 Discussion Threads
- [Day 3 Spoiler Free Draft Discussion thread](https://ww
Rams get:
CB Jalen Ramsey
CB Robert Rochell
IDL Earnest Brown
RB Jake Funk
WR Ben Skowronek
Jaguars get:
EDGE K'Lavon Chaisson
RB Travis Etienne
EDGE Jordan Smith
Texans get:
LB Garret Wallow
