At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Dad joke at the garage sale

So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.

there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.

A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.

I just couldn't turn it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmYourHuckleberry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I went to a garage sale and saw a radio for 1$ that had its volume stuck all the way up.

So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smolest_Ghost
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Son: "Hey Dad, look. A garage sale!"

Dad: "No thanks, I don't need another garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I went to a garage sale today.

I told them they would need to move all of the useless junk before I would consider buying it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostCucumber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I just found a box of heavy metal LPs at a garage sale.

You know what they say, one man's thrash is another man's treasure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pabrunthhu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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A man is selling a TV at a garage sale for 1$...

It is a close to new, 50” 4K flatscreen, and a woman comes up and asks him β€œWhat’s wrong with this TV, to only be selling it for a dollar?”

The man tells her β€œWell, there’s nothing wrong with the picture, or anything like that, but the volume is stuck on max, and you can’t change it at all. So are you interested in buying it for a dollar?”

She says β€œWell, you can’t turn that down”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Hey, the house next door is having a garage sale.

I wonder how much they're charging... I could really use a new garage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBNmann
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.

The offer was irresistible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciraus
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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So we were driving past a garage sale sign

And the older guy I'm with says, " I wonder how much the garage is worth?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashwipe72
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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Dad joke at a garage sale

There was a pile of clothes with tags on and the sign, "Never been worn"

Next to it was a stack of tupperware with the sign, "Never been used"

Finally there was a painting with its own sign - "Never been looked at"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricksA2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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Garage sale dad joke

Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.

There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,

"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."

The person manning the table replied back,

"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."

I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"

and I walked out of the room and went back to work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrainAss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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My wife told me about a big garage sale nearby...

I told her we weren't in the market for a big garage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robot_cousin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Happened a few hours ago: Hey son, neighborhood garage sale is this weekend.

But don't worry, our garage isn't for sale. The house has grown pretty attached to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terror_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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My dad and I drove passed a garage sale...

Me: Hey, look! A garage sale!

My dad: Sorry, we can't fit a garage in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotPamela
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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Dadjoked my wife while watching a garage sale show.

Wife: "They think slapping a coat of red paint is gonna get $250 for that thing?"

Me: "Maybe they're gonna try passing it off as a period piece."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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Garage Sale

Father in law is currently over for a coffee. My wife went for a walk this morning and was telling him about a garage sale she saw:

"dad I walked past a garage sale today and-"

"you don't need to go to a garage sale you've got one already!"

She didn't get it but I totally exhaled from my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidpatonred
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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I saw a sign for a garage sale

when I got there they only had one left but refused to sell it to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarke1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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