Garage Sale Puns

Both boxed.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.

there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.

A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D

I just couldn't turn it down

So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"

Dad: "No thanks, I don't need another garage."

I told them they would need to move all of the useless junk before I would consider buying it.

You know what they say, one man's thrash is another man's treasure!

It is a close to new, 50” 4K flatscreen, and a woman comes up and asks him “What’s wrong with this TV, to only be selling it for a dollar?”

The man tells her “Well, there’s nothing wrong with the picture, or anything like that, but the volume is stuck on max, and you can’t change it at all. So are you interested in buying it for a dollar?”

She says “Well, you can’t turn that down”.

I wonder how much they're charging... I could really use a new garage!

The offer was irresistible.

And the older guy I'm with says, " I wonder how much the garage is worth?"

There was a pile of clothes with tags on and the sign, "Never been worn"

Next to it was a stack of tupperware with the sign, "Never been used"

Finally there was a painting with its own sign - "Never been looked at"

Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.

There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,

"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."

The person manning the table replied back,

"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."

I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"

and I walked out of the room and went back to work.

I told her we weren't in the market for a big garage.

But don't worry, our garage isn't for sale. The house has grown pretty attached to it.

Me: Hey, look! A garage sale!

My dad: Sorry, we can't fit a garage in the car.

Wife: "They think slapping a coat of red paint is gonna get $250 for that thing?"

Me: "Maybe they're gonna try passing it off as a period piece."

Father in law is currently over for a coffee. My wife went for a walk this morning and was telling him about a garage sale she saw:

"dad I walked past a garage sale today and-"

"you don't need to go to a garage sale you've got one already!"

She didn't get it but I totally exhaled from my nose.

when I got there they only had one left but refused to sell it to me!