GB 1 Puns

A list of puns related to "GB 1"

Two big girls walk into a bar

Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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👤︎ u/KillerTomatoes6
📅︎ May 04 2021
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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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👤︎ u/jne88c
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?

Elle GB tea queue

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👤︎ u/mrmdc
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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What will happen to the EU's computers when Brexit happens ?

They'll have an additional 1 GB of free space.

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👤︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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I love Window shopping.

8 GB ram, i7 processor, Nvidia graphics and 14 inch screen comes in real handy.

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👤︎ u/HalfFry
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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The end justifies the means.

http://i.imgur.com/IDcfdGB.png

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👤︎ u/flarn2006
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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Every time we go to a restaurant he has to make this joke.

Whenever it's time for the bill he asks the waiter if he can get the bill flambé

I have only once seen a waiter/waitress actually laugh at this, most of the time they just seem either confused, annoyed or they manage a smile.

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👤︎ u/Googalyfrog
📅︎ Jul 26 2013
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Genesis Rising (u/folxify) had a good dad joke:

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

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👤︎ u/TheHomoclinicOrbit
📅︎ May 13 2014
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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👤︎ u/couragethebravestdog
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/ValerieCreed
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much free space will the UK free up after leaving the EU?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/stinkysocks999
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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EU has some free space now

To be specific, 1 GB

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👤︎ u/ScruffyAF
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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With Brexit leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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With Great Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will that free up?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/BassWizard420
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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If Britain Leaves the EU, How much space will be freed up.?

1 GB. !

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👤︎ u/ChiefSahib
📅︎ May 09 2019
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With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?

About 1 GB.

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👤︎ u/stonethist
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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If Britain actually leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

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👤︎ u/Eggs_Waffles_AndSuch
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Conclusion of UK leaving EU

You could say the EU now has 1 GB of free space

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👤︎ u/Emberium
📅︎ Jun 24 2016
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