Full Bloom Puns

A list of puns related to "Full Bloom"

My dad was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday.....

Dad: hmmmm, I'm stuck on a clue

Me: bet I can help

Dad: ok, 4 across, the clue is overladen postman

Me: how many letters?

Dad: a blooming sack full

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👤︎ u/bazabbo
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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My sister and I both get our sense of humor from our dad. She got me with this text the other night.

Sister: Sometimes I make jokes that only you would appreciate to the full extent

Me: Same.

Sister: This car came pulling out of a place real fast before stopping and the guys driving kind of looked like POTC Orlando Bloom. So naturally he [her boyfriend] said "Woah, Orlando bloom" and I said "Yeah you better calm down before you Orlando yourself in a bad spot"

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👤︎ u/nanon0324
📅︎ May 28 2017
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