He saw the snow blower coming!
…but, he sure thawed about it!
...but all of his friends flaked on him.
He's in ICY U
...but they all flaked on him.
A snowman and a polar bear were out in the snow. The polar bear asked the snowman: "Do you smell that?"
The snowman replied: "Unless it smells like carrots, probably not,"
Nowhere! He has Snow pockets!
Because he's made from shaved ice!
Ice Krispies!
I'm a frostitute
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Every part he made had a “bbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!
He got cold feet.
That’s snowbody’s business
Picking his nose!
Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.
Now, he’s an abdominal snowman
Frostbite
He was picking his nose.
(My dad literally just told this at Christmas dinner...)
Netflix and chill.
The Greatest Snowman
He was picking his nose.
Because he bites.
Because warm it's justwater.
The dude is totally chill.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Frosty knickers.
despite the initial frosty response
The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
It'll help you stay frosty.
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him “This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. “Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. “NO honey it really works watch!” “Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. “WAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”
Frosties.
So proud.
Jacked Frost
He saw the snow blower going by.
In the snow bank.
In a snow bank
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
