I stole fire from the gods
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
How could they fire me from the shoe factory?
I put my heart and sole into each design!
What's the first kitchen utensil you'd save from a fire?
I'd save the coffee maker, but I'm not sure it would be worth the whisk.
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Why did the tire get fired from its job?
It couldn’t stand the pressure
Why was the cow fired from his job at the methane plant?
The boss was tired of his gaslighting bullshit
I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Why was Voldemort fired from the salon?
Because he kept shouting “enemies of the hair...beware!”
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
why was the man fired from the bread factory?
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Pepsi factory?
He tested positive for Coke!
I was fired from my job at the distillery.
I guess I misunderstood when my therapist told me not to keep everything bottled up.
Got fired from the massage parlor.
I rubbed one of my clients up the wrong way.
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
She got fired from the hot dog stand...
... for putting her hair in a bun.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
Got fired from my job at the coffee factory
Boss said it was because I had no filter
I got fired from the sperm bank today
Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"
Why did the capeless hero get fired from his job?
He wasn't capable to do it.
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...
... because I took a few days off.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!
All I did was take a day off!
I was fired from the calendar factory,
All I did was take a day off.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting on enough shifts
I was fired from the calendar factory
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts
I got fired from the Calendar Factory....
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I didn't put enough shifts.
I was fired from the calendar factory. Why?
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