Freshwater fish caught with what was essentially breadcrumbs. Released later. What do you guys think this is? I read that there were trout and smelt in the area but this doesn't look anything like them.
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Anyone using freshwater smelt/anchovies/sardines or similar small fish?

What the title says... Has anyone had any experience with small, edible fish in their aquaponics setup?

I think that once people start raising small, fast growing and easily processed fish (no filetting, just dip in flour and then throw in the pan) it could be a turning point in aquaponics.

edit: This is what I'm talking about. "Fried smelt with tartare sauce" is the name of the recipe

And this is the kind of fish I'm thinking of.

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Saving Stars | Part 1: You dream of rivers

It began as it always did. You, opening your eyes, and not knowing where you were.

Your body stood in the middle of a meadow. The wind fluttered lazily, the scent of freshwater running through it. Your shadow stretched long behind you, aching to understand what this place was. You could not help but feel something was off about the scenery. The meadow was astonishingly green… coming just higher than your ankles, the grass rustled with the slight breeze. You could see specklings of birds flying above your head. There, nestled in the horizon was the dwindling light of the sun. The sun rays gave you a sense of protection, even though they were sparse. With the sunset, the once pure white of the clouds had settled into delicate pinks and resembled the fluffy flesh of a ripe peach.

Looking down at yourself, everything seemed to be normal… but your clothes were different. Against your skin lay a soft tunic, the colour of beige. The sleeves fell just past your elbows; the hem of your shirt, asymmetrical, dipping to a point over your right hip. You wore trousers in the same beige hue. They were loose, billowing with large amounts of gathered fabric, then they wrapped tightly midway down your calves. On your feet, dark brown laced ankle boots. A belt plaited to look like twine was snug across your waist, hanging from it was a pouch, embroidered with a diagram of what appeared to be a dissected flower in scarlet thread. Draped over your collarbones and around your shoulders was a simple scarf of clay red. It smelt faintly of an autumn you longed to forget. Every single garment was crafted beautifully, tailor-made to the exact measurements of your body. How? Who had done this for you?

Though some distance away, you spied an old stone bridge, which crossed a river. On the other side lay a thick forest. All you could see was the forest; all there was… was the forest. Dark and foreboding. You had to decide whether to cross the bridge or stay in the meadow. You thought quietly for a moment. Accessing your surroundings, there was nothing but miles of green land. Far off in the distance were the peaks of mountains. Too far to reach before the sun went down. Mountains would bring nothing of value. What could you do with a mountain? And so, you paced towards the bridge, believing somehow crossing over, you would recognise this new place and navigate your way home.

Well, you had made it to the river and yes, standing before you was an ordinary bridge, made from grey,

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Space/Alien Perfumes?

I’ve always loved sci-fi and just realized that there must be some space-themed indies out there! To be a bit more specific, I’m looking for something that can evoke the same feelings/atmosphere as the second half Puparia, which is one of my favorite pieces of media, I especially love the alien world and character that stars in it towards the end. If you’ve never seen Puparia before, it’s only 3 minutes long and free on Youtube, I highly suggest you check it out, it’s an amazing work of art!

A few of the notes I’m thinking of are spice, clay/minerals, some sort of aquatic (freshwater or saltwater) and maybe a red or blue musk (though I’ve never smelt either, they just match the color scheme of the video πŸ˜…).

Of course if you watch Puparia and it reminds you of a completely different kind of perfume, please still share, I’d love to hear your thoughts on it!

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A Submariner in Space - Episode 2

A/N: Hey, guys! So, I've got family visiting this week, and I've been spending most of my days with them, and that hasn't left me with a whole lot of time or energy to write, but I have been striving to maintain the habit of writing. I've been doing some work on Episode 17, but most of that writing involves a lot of figurative heavy lifting with wrapping everything in Act III up and tying it all together in sensible fashion, and I haven't had the energy to make much progress on that (though special thanks to r/SemperRabbit, he's been a HUGE help with some important details).

That said, I have been plugging away at the next episode of A Submariner in Space. It's a lot easier to write right now, mostly because I don't have nearly as many characters or as much plotting or back story to deal with. Retreat, Hell is still going to be my main focus, but between family visits and work, I'm not expecting to have the next episode finished until well into September.

In the meantime, though, here's another episode of A Submariner in Space! Enjoy!

P.S. In case you missed it, Retreat, Hell has a Discord now! Come say hi!
https://discord.gg/bujmJ6sQxC

A Submariner in Space – Episode 2

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Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Mark slowly drifted back to consciousness, pulled there by several soft beeps and tones, at least one of which was keeping time with his hear. Am I in a hospital? Why am I … Was that a dream?

He opened his eyes. The ceiling was tall, almost vaulted, with smooth, metal frames and paneling. That doesn’t look like any hospital I’ve ever been in … He blinked. I’m lying naked on a table again. He carefully tried to raise an arm, and found it unrestrained by anything other than a light sheet. Well, at least I’ve got some decency this time around…

With a quiet sigh, he turned his head to the left. Yep. A bunch of fancy touch screens and symbols I don’t recognize. And everything’s at a more reasonable height … He pondered for a moment. They obviously picked me up, and I’m in some kind of medical room, so that’s a good sign … maybe … Still naked, again, but I’ve got a sheet, and I’m not strapped down, and this table is cushioned …

A cart rolled into view. This one didn’t seem to be quite as flimsy as the one he took cover behind. Instead of any

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Community Center Seasonal Checklist

Key:

Item, Any/and all special instructions to obtain them, Bundle Name, Bundle Room (Also any other ways it can be obtained)

Hey everyone! This has probably been done to death before, but I was making my own Community Center checklist, so I thought I may as well post it here. The point is to help people make sure they don’t forget to get anything as the seasons pass so they don’t have to wait a year, as well as to list any other ways it can be obtained so you can strike an item off anywhere it appears on the list. Items are sorted by season and then method of obtaining; if there’s no (also) part, then that means that there’s no other way to obtain it outside of that season, so make sure to snag one before the end of the 28th! Items that can be obtained any time of the year are listed at the bottom and are sorted loosely by method of acquisition, but some are exclusive to certain farms, so be sure to check if they apply to your playthrough! Seeds for farming are assumed to be available for purchase at Pierre’s during that season unless otherwise noted. If anyone sees any mistakes, feel free to let me know so that I may edit it. Thanks in advance~

Spring:

Foraging:

Wild Horseradish, Spring Foraging Bundle, Craft Room

Daffodil, Spring Foraging Bundle, Craft Room

Leek, Spring Foraging Bundle, Craft Room

Dandelion, Spring Foraging Bundle, Craft Room

Common Mushroom, Secret Woods only, Fall Foraging Bundle, Craft Room (Also Fall Foraging, Tapping Mushroom Tree, Mushroom Cave)

Morel, Forest Farm/Secret Woods, Exotic Foraging Bundle, Craft Room (Also Mushroom Cave)

Farming:

Parsnip, Spring Crops Bundle, Pantry

Green Bean, Spring Crops Bundle, Pantry

Cauliflower, Spring Crops Bundle, Pantry

Potato, Spring Crops Bundle, Pantry

Gold Quality Parsnips (5), Quality Crops Bundle, Pantry

Fishing:

Sunfish, Sunny Rivers 6am-7pm, River Fish Bundle, Fish Tank (Also Summer/anytime rainy Riverlands Farm/anytime rainy Wilderness Farm pond)

Shad, Raining Rivers 9am-2am, River Fish Bundle, Fish Tank (Also Summer and Fall)

Catfish, Raining Rivers and Secret Woods Pond 6am-12am, River Fish Bundle, Fish Tank (Also Fall)

Carp, Mountain Lake anytime, Lake Fish Bundle, Fish Tank (Also anytime Mountain Lake Summer and Fall, anytime Secret Woods and Sewer)

Sardine, Ocean 6am-7pm, Ocean Fish Bundle, Fish Tank (Also Fall and Winter)

Eel, Raining Ocean 4pm-2am, Night Fishing Bundle, Fish Tank (Also Fall)

Summer:

Forage:

Sweet Pea, Summer

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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You've been hit by
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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For Gotham
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Couch potato
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Letting loose with these puns
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Baka!
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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