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Im a Normal Gamer 690 (Not my real username only Reddit), Current Rank: Legend 3, Highest Rank: Mythic 3, i play any role, tank, core, side, im 14 years old, kinda inspired by Shinmentakezo and Other Content Creators. Enjoy <3 Im a Filipinooo..
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Today will take a look down at a hero Chou, the surreal fighter
YES 100% REAL NO CLICKBAIT REVAMP CHOU LOOLLOLOLOLOL
Ever since Chou was released by Moonton, he has always stayed in the top tier and always fitted in the meta. The changing meta never affected him and with his flexible roles, makes it easier to fit in any team composition.
Chou is a hero that can kick ass, and is super annoying, when playing sidelane, he will annoy the heck out of you, by spamming its stupid recall and emotes. Chou got all the works, Blink Skills, CC, CC immunity, Shield, Damage and Balls (the balls to annoy you)
Also this hero has the shortest lore ever to exist (litterally he has the shortest lore, Faramis has more lore than him;
Chou was born in a remote, small slumdog in Antoinerei, living a life of the lowest quality. Even then, the tough living environment had never worn away the kindness in Chou's heart. He cared for elders and minors in the slum, with passion. However, with the rise of turmoil and instability in the Land of Dawn, the situation outside had eventually impacted this isolated slum. On an occasion, Chou saved an old monk who was being chased by a mob. He brought him back to the slum and looked after him. In return, the old monk imparted the ancient Asian Kung-Fu skill to Chou and told him that the world needed a real hero to stand up and end the turmoils. After finishing his apprenticeship, Chou swore before the old monk that he would become a real hero. Then, he started his journey to the center of the Land of Dawn without even looking back once. Towards Chou's distant silhouette, the old monk nodded, and drifted away.
He was born at a slum village, with elders and minors. and realizes that he's more than a dog in a stoppy slum village
Since Chou set foot on the Land of Dawn, he found this land to be filled with the strong. He soon made a lot of enemies, because of his youth and recklessness, but he also made some friends. One of them, being Lancelot, who alwa
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
When I got home, they were still there.
