Firms That are Actively Shorting Novavax/COVID.

Parallax Volatility Advisors. Reported an increase in short position by 458%. Total puts: 553,700. Total calls: 107,500.

Members/Piece of shit human beings: Stephen Daniel Hutchison, William Frederick Bartlett, Jill Caroline Armstrong

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Deck of Cards cast list

Who do you want to see playing the different roles?

So far we have:

Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington

King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as

Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa

THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis

I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey

Marbles (pre-production)
Stan

The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz

Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes

VampireS (filming)
Father Blake

2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers

Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad

Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief

The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob

Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&

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Baseball players (and other baseball people) who go/went by their middle names
Number What They Currently Go/Went By Their Actual First Name Their Full Name by Birth
1 Tony Abreu Etanislao Etanislao Toni Abreu
2 Chad Allen John John Chad Allen
3 Albert Almora Reinaldo Reinaldo Albert Almora, Jr.
4 Joey Amalfitano John John Joseph Amalfitano
5 Chase Anderson Robert Robert Chase Anderson
6 Shane Andrews Darrell Darrell Shane Andrews
7 Kevin Appier Robert Robert Kevin Appier
8 Erisbel Arruebarrena BΓ‘rbaro BΓ‘rbaro Erisbel Arruebarrena Escalante
9 Tyler Austin Christopher Christoper Tyler Austin
10 Bruce Aven David David Bruce Aven
11 Earl Averill Howard Howard Earl Averill
12 Javier BΓ‘ez Ednel Ednel Javier BΓ‘ez
13 Roger Bailey Charles Roger Charles Bailey
14 Lance Barksdale Robert Robert Lance Barksdale
15 Gordon Beckham James James Gordon Beckham III
16 Matt Beech Lucas Lucas Matthew Beech
17 Wayne Belardi Carroll Carroll Wayne Belardi
18 Lance Berkman William William Lance Berkman
19 Dante Bichette Alphonse Alphonse Dante Bichette Sr.
20 Casey Blake William William Casey Blake
21 Barry Bonnell Robert Robert Barry Bonnell
22 Marty Brennaman Franchester Franchester Martin Brennaman
23 Chris Brock Terrence Terrence Christopher Brock
24 Kevin Brown James James Kevin Brown
25 Mike Brumley Anthony Anthony Michael Brumley
26 Lorenzo Bundy Charles Charles Lorenzo Bundy
27 Lew Burdette Selva Selva Lewis Burdette Jr.
28 Miguel Cabrera JosΓ© JosΓ© Miguel Cabrera Torres
29 Willie CaΓ±ate Emisael Emisael William CaΓ±ate Librada
30 Jake Cave Andrew Andrew Jacob Cave
31 Aroldis Chapman AlbertΓ­n AlbertΓ­n Aroldis Chapman de la Cruz
32 Vinnie Chulk Charles Charles Vincent Chulk
33 Buster Clarkson James James Buster Clarkson
34 Roger Clemens William William Roger Clemens
35 Brad Clontz John John Braddock Clontz
36 Todd Coffey Justin Justin Todd Coffey
37 Louis Coleman Harold Harold Louis Coleman
38 Alex Cora JosΓ© JosΓ© Alexander Cora
39 Wes Covington John John Wesley Covington
40 Doug Creek Paul Paul Douglas Creek
41 Tony Cruz Arnoldi Arnoldi Anthony Cruz
42 Yu Darvish Farid Farid Yu Darvishsefat
43 Tommy Davis Herman Herman Thomas Davis, Jr.
44 Frank Demaree Joseph Joseph Franklin Demaree
45 Paul Derringer Samuel Samuel Paul Derringer
46 Corey Dickerson McKenzie McKenzie Corey Dickerson
47 Brian Dozier James James Brian Dozier
48 Shelley Duncan David David Shelley Duncan
49 Damion Easley Jacinto Jacinto Damion Easley
50 Scott Elarton Vincent Vincent Scott Elarton
51 Scott Elbert Timothy Timothy Scott Elbert
52 Shawn Estes Aaron Aaron Shaw
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A comprehensive list of Anglican scholars?

Inspired somewhat by an earlier comment thread but also by the fact that people are constantly surprised when I mention that [insert name of famous scholar/theologian] is Anglican. But is there a comprehensive list somewhere of noteworthy Anglican scholars? And if not, would that be something worth adding to the FAQs page on this subreddit?

If folks want to add to a list here in the comments, here's a running list so far:

16th century:
Thomas Cranmer.
Richard Hooker.
John Jewel.
Hugh Latimer.
Nicholas Ridley.
Matthew Parker.
William Perkins.

17th century:
Richard Sibbes.
Lancelot Andrewes.
John Cosin.
Thomas Ken.
William Laud.
Jeremy Taylor.
George Herbert.
John Davenant.
James Ussher
John Donne.
Richard Baxter*
Thomas Brooks*
Stephen Charnock*
John Flavel*
Thomas Manton*

*Puritans ejected in 1662, but they were Anglicans until then.

18th century:
John Wesley.
Charles Wesley.
George Whitfield.
Augustus Toplady.
Isaac Newton.
John Newton.
Charles Simeon.
William Cowper

19th century:
William Wilberforce.
J. C. Ryle.
J. B. Lightfoot.
Brooke Foss Westcott.
Edward Pusey.
Frederick Maurice.
Handley Moule.
John Keble.
William Bright.
Thomas Bartlett.
Charles Bridges.
William Gresley.

20th century:
C. S. Lewis.
John Stott.
J. I. Packer.
Leon Morris.
Michael Ramsey.
William Griffith Thomas.
Dorothy Sayers.
Evelyn Underhill.
John A. T. Robinson.
Austin Farrer.
William Temple.
Henry Chadwick.
Colin Dunlop.
Marcus Borg.
Michael Green.
John Polkinghorne.
Robert Farrar Capon.
Pauli Murray.
Barbara Harris.
James Atkinson.
Christopher Evans.
Kirsopp Lake.
John Macquarrie.
John Mbiti.
William Stringfellow.
Kenneth Leech.

Contemporary:
N. T. Wright.
Rowan Williams.
Fleming Rutledge.
Michael F. Bird.
Scot McKnight.
Richard Bauckham.
Gerald Bray.
Alister McGrath.
Christopher Bryan.
Mark Thompson.
Os Guinness.
Desmond Tutu.
Esau McCaulley.
Wesley Hill.
Christopher J. H. Wright.
Michael Reeves.
John Goldingay.
R. W. L. Moberly.
Tish Harrison Warren.
Rachel Held Evans.
John Barton.
Oliver O'Donovan.
Keith Ward.
Katherine Sonderegger.
Paula Gooder.
Sarah Coakley.
Ian Markham.
Ellen Davis.
Lauren Winner.
Wil Gafney.
Andrew Louth.
Christopher Rowland.
Luke Bretherton.
Catherine Pickstock.
John Milbank.
Graham Ward.
Malcolm Guite.
John Shelby Sp

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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You've been hit by
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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School Was Clothed
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Couch potato
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