TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Took a demolitions class, first day was a train-wreck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Jon Fogerty never sat in first class

He always insisted, "put me in coach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Dutch-Canuck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the professor say when his students wanted to hunt male deer before the first day of class?

"Don't get the hart before the course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My wife thinks it's really funny to stick first class stamps to my back. I've asked her when she's going to stop.

She says she'll keep me posted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I wanted to start a creative writing class at a prison but my wife suggested we talk about it first.

We needed to discuss the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Son, in your age Napoleon was first in class!

Son: In your age he was an emperor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Professor just dad-joked the class on the first day

So, our professor was calling out names for attendance:

Professor: "Holly Brown?"

Holly: "Here."

Professor: "Xu Shuo?"

silence

Professor: "I guess we can all say that he's a no-Shuo...."

Facepalms and groans scattered across the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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First day of class, professor joke

First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."

He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.

(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)

We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.

The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigguy1027
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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What did John Fogerty say when the flight attendant told him they were overbooked for First Class seats?

"Put me in coach"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramza_Claus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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Setting the bar high at our first antenatal class

First antenatal class and we're going round the group with the other expectant first time parents.

Wife: It'll really hit home when we've got the baby in the car on the way back from the hospital

Me: Don't worry, I'll be driving carefully, I certainly won't crash into our own house.

I'm ready for this baby to arrive

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My dad was a teacher and I was in his class one year. This is how he introduced himself on the first day.

"Hello everyone. You can call me 'sir', you can call me 'teacher', just don't call me late for dinner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolly674
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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My math professor was late 16 minutes for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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What did John Fogerty say when the airline offered him an upgrade to first class?

"Put me in coach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revolutionblues
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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