What do you say when you get suprised by a fine bottle of wine?

That's a grape idea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4fuQQ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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I'm not convinced you're French... can you taste fine wine?

Corsican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dapolish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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I envy people who grow old gracefully.

They age like fine wine.

I'm aging like milk....

Getting sour and chunky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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My dad has still got it...

We were taking my two year old to the aquarium today. On the way my dad said, "hey, I read that Russian scientists have come close to successfully breeding a manatee with a person. Just think... In a few years we could take <my daughter> back to the aquarium and she could look up and say, 'Oh the humanatee!'"

Grandad jokes are like a fine wine. He's had his whole life to perfect his craft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seemoreglass82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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