I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
What do you think of my build here? I welcome any suggestions. I am wondering about whether I should keep the Kinetic Cutting Beam / Assimilate Module Console pair. But what would I replace it with?
#Captain Details
| Captain Name | Trebor Nesretep | |
|---|---|---|
| Captain Career | Tactical | |
| Captain Faction | Romulan | |
| Primary Specialization | Intelligence | |
| Secondary Specialization | Strategist | |
#Ship Loadout: Legendary Constitution Miracle Worker Light Cruiser
| Slot | Item | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Fore Weapon 1 | Terran Task Force Phaser Beam Array | |
| Fore Weapon 2 | Sensor-Linked Phaser Beam Array | |
| Fore Weapon 3 | Phaser Wide Angle Dual Heavy Beam Bank | |
| Fore Weapon 4 | Dark Matter Quantum Torpedo Launcher | |
| | | |
| Aft Weapon 1 | Kinetic Cutting Beam | |
| Aft Weapon 2 | Sensor-Linked Omni-Directional Phaser Beam Array | |
| Aft Weapon 3 | Trilithium-Enhanced Phaser Turret | Cannot re-engineer |
| Aft Weapon 4 | Trilithium-Enhanced Omni-Directional Phaser Beam Array | Cannot re-engineer |
| | | |
| Deflector | Elite Fleet Intervention Protomatter Deflector Array Mk XV [ColCrit][EPS][HullCap][Sh/HullCap][ShdHeal] Epic | |
| None | #N/A | |
| Impulse Engines | Prevailing Innervated Impulse Engines Mk XV [SedSpd-2][Spd] Epic | |
| Warp Core | Mycelial Harmonic Matter-Antimatter Warp Core Mk XV [AMP][S->W][SCap][SSR][W->S] Epic | |
| Shields | Tilly's Review-Pending Modified Shield Mk XV [Cap]x3[Cap][Cp/Rg] Epic | |
| | | |
| Devices | Red Matter Capacitor | |
| | Rechargable Shields Battery | |
| | Temporal Negotiator | |
| | | |
4 Engineering Consoles
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
He lost May
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Put it on my bill
Unsold items are still available but are no longer BOGO.
This is the Big Sell Off. My wife and I are newly empty nesters and I have an empty room which I am using to sort through a dozen or so years of vinyl purchases. Due to the volume of records in these sales, I will be cleaning the records after they sell. I can’t see spending the time and effort on cleaning records which may not move. Because of this I am grading conservatively. If I miss and a record is worse after cleaning, I will contact you and make necessary adjustments. If it is better after cleaning (the more likely scenario) I will not worry about any adjustment (you just got an even better bargain than you thought). I also mention this because it could slow my usually lightning fast turn around time. Some records may have stickers on the jackets. Anything unusual will be mentioned. I will try to price these at bargain rates and as always will treat volume buyers well.
Some sellers give you a heads up that a record might benefit from a wet cleaning (every record does, BTW). I clean every record I sell on my Canfab RCM using TergiKleen solution (unless stated otherwise). Records selling for $10 or more will be placed in a new rice paper inner and new poly outer. Visually graded (vinyl/jacket), but I stand behind what I sell. If you aren't happy, PM me and I'll try to make you feel taken care of. $5 USA shipping for the first, $1 for each extra (and you can certainly combine shipping with any of my other listings). Paypal Goods and Services or PM for international. Please list what you bought in the Paypal note section. First PM to buy gets it.
Unsold items are still available but are no longer BOGO.
Janis Ian - Between the Lines (vg+/vg+) Columbia PC 33394, Sterling RL both sides, great sounding pressing, photo inner - $6
Industry - Mini LP/5 Songs (nm/vg+) Capitol MLP-15011, Winchester both sides - $12
James Ingram - Never Felt so Good (vg+/vg) Qwest 25424, Specialty both sides, lyric inner - $4
James Ingram - It's Real (vg++/vg+) Qwest 25924, Specialty both sides, lyric inner, gold foil promo stamped jacket - $9
Intensive Care - S/T (nm/vg+) Discwasher DR 001 DD, Direct to Disk, pressed in Japan - $7
Donnie Iris - The High and the Mighty (vg+/vg+) MCA 5358, Sterling and Gloversville both sides - $4
Irish Rovers - All Hung Up (vg++/vg+) Decca DL 75037, rainbow band label - $4
Ironhorse - S/T (vg++/vg+) Scotti Bros SB 7103,Sterling and PR both sides, bandsaw cut - $4
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... keep reading on reddit ➡
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
I guess the concept didn't work
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
