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A top 250 Magyarországon hirdető oldalt megnéztem és két kategóriába osztottam azokat, akik belefértek ezen kategóriák egyikébe:

• "Jobboldali": Fidesz, KDNP és a Mi Hazánk politikusai, mozgalmai és pártoldalai
• "Baloldali": Ellenzéki 6 pártból álló blok, hozzájuk tartozó mozgalmak és a politikusok

81 "baloldali" és 46 "jobboldali" oldal volt a top 250-ben.

A "baloldaliak" 2019 március óta összesen 343,259,166 Ft-ot költöttek reklámokra

A "jobboldaliak" 2019 március óta 225,742,596 Ft-ot költöttek reklámokra

A baloldaliak listája:

Momentum Mozgalom Dobrev Klára Jobbik Magyarországért Mozgalom Demokratikus Koalíció Karácsony Gergely Magyar Szocialista Párt Gyurcsány Ferenc Dobrev Klára Jobbik Magyarországért Mozgalom Párbeszéd Magyarországért LMP - Magyarország Zöld Pártja Karácsony Gergely Gyöngyösi Márton Kálmán Olga Hivatalos oldala Jakab Péter Donáth Anna Ungár Péter Z. Kárpát Dániel Szabó Tímea Dr. Molnár Csaba Dr. Keresztes László Lóránt Cseh Katalin Dr. Tóth Bertalan Kiss László Rónai Sándor Márki-Zay Péter Schmuck Erzsébet Ungár Péter Dr. Szakács László Dr. Oláh Lajos Dr. László Imre Demeter Márta Baranyi Krisztina Fekete-Győr András Niedermüller Péter Csárdi Antal Angyal Károly Karácsony Gergely Dr. Molnár Csaba Gyöngyösi Márton Rózsa László Péter Bana Tibor Soproni Tamás Dr. Brenner Koloman Dr. Keresztes László Lóránt Dr. Steinmetz Ádám Cseh Katalin Ander Balázs Rig Lajos Vágó Gábor Ujhelyi István dr. Dr. Márton Roland Csányi Tamás Potocskáné Kőrösi Anita Jakab Péter MSZP Budapest Stummer János Nunkovics Tibor VARJU László Újpest-Angyalföld Ara-Kovacs Attila Gyöngyösi Márton Bana Tibor Glázer Tímea Szilágyi György Schmuck Erzsébet Kálló Gergely Tóth Csaba, Zugló országgyűlési képviselője Őrsi Gergely Szél Bernadett Bíró László Botka László Fekete-Győr András Dorosz Dávid Jávor Benedek Jobbik Ifjúsági Tagozat Jobbik Ifjúsági Tagozat Pollreisz Balázs Csárdi Antal Dr. Nemény András Gy. Németh Erzsébet Szücsné Posztovics Ilonaű

Jobboldaliak listája:

Fidesz Fidelitas Nemesi Pál Kocsis Máté Koncz Zsófia KDNP és Frakciója Alakszai Zoltán Potápi Árpád János Sára Botond Lázár János hivatalos oldala Győrffy Balázs Fülöp Attila Mi Hazánk Mozgalom Nemesi Pál Dúró Dóra Dr. Bácskai János Sneider Tamás Józsefvárosi Fidesz Simicskó István

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

And now I’m cannelloni

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.