My dad and I were participating in a fantasy football draft together. After my pick, it was his turn.

Me: "You're up"

Dad: "Asia!"

Me: "What about Asia?"

Dad: "Well you said Europe!"

Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation

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👤︎ u/Mavfatha
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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I had a really good fantasy football team.

Then, My Luck ran out.

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👤︎ u/tigger3370
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I’ve recently got into fantasy football

So far, My team includes an orc, 2 elves, a dwarf and a Minotaur.

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📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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Olive Garden Fantasy Football

In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?

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👤︎ u/LeadKisses
📅︎ Sep 25 2016
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My fantasy football team always wins...

Why would anyone fantasize a losing team?

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👤︎ u/Mazzack
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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My dad has Andrew Luck as his Fantasy Football Quaterback

It's been 14 weeks of luck puns, typically along the lines of "I can't lose. I've got Luck on my side." Or "Guess my team is just Luck-ier than yours."

He laughs every time.

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👤︎ u/csjo
📅︎ Dec 08 2014
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I hit my fantasy football group with a bad one yesterday.

After wishing my upcoming opponent good luck, he told me "I'd need luck to beat him this week." I replied "No, I think I'm gonna bench Luck and play Wentz instead."

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👤︎ u/KillMat99
📅︎ Sep 23 2016
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Picking Team Names for Fantasy Football...

Mom was really struggling to come up with a team name, she's not super into football, and when she asked for suggestions, my dad immediately blurted "How about 'Mom Brady'?"

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👤︎ u/jt_hans
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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NEEDED: Lionel Richie puns imgflip.com/i/bs2wy
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👤︎ u/jasekj919
📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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