False Advertising Puns

A list of puns related to "False Advertising"

Saw this store in the mall today called Justice, but it seems like false advertising.

Looks like they sell a lot more than just ice in there

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👤︎ u/GuyFromThePost
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip

It was a strip tease

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👤︎ u/RedditHead_ReadAhead
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains

But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement

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👤︎ u/tDumFlumph
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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I finally got an Apple Watch for my birthday.

Dunno what the hype’s about. Didn’t taste anything like an apple, I don’t have time for false advertising.

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👤︎ u/jadekinsjackson
📅︎ May 20 2019
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I saw a sign in the store that said "pants up to 50% off" so I ran right in and everyone had their pants on.

False advertisement.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ May 10 2019
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What do you call a wooden glass?

False advertising.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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Garage sale dad joke

Had a perfect opportunity to tell a dad joke at work today.

There was a "garage sale" to clear out old stock of company branded clothing. I walked in, intending to buy a shirt or jacket. When I saw the table, which was almost empty I said,

"I understand you're selling garages. I need a new one, and would like to purchase your finest garage."

The person manning the table replied back,

"Oh, I'm sorry. But we're all sold out."

I threw up my arms and said "WELL that's false advertising! You shouldn't advertise garages for sale if you don't have any!"

and I walked out of the room and went back to work.

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👤︎ u/TrainAss
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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