A list of puns related to "Falling out"
I wonder what they're arguing about.
Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.
"He was always looking down on me!"
This means that the kid is getting closer to adultooth
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
Con-descending
A pool table.
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Bu-DUM hisssss
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
Repete
Until he hit the ground.
Because it was dead.
They would be inspired.
I guess that's just who I am this week.
Because it was dead! Ahahaha.
My dad wasn’t very good at jokes
That's what Xi said.
Because it was dead asleep
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks “What’s your name?” “Shutup” “Excuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies “Out on the road scraping up Poop!”
A pool table.
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
A pool table.
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
A pool table.
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
A pool table!
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
A pool table.
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
a pool table
A pool table
Because he was dead.
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
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