A list of puns related to "Faiq Bolkiah"
I’ve saw a post that he is the richest footballer in the world and plays in the Leicester U23. How is he, any news about him or any chance that he could be promoted to 1st team?
Faiq Jefri Bolkiah is a member of the Bruneian Royal Family and a Bruneian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for the Portuguese club Marítimo and the Brunei national team. He has served as the captain of the national team.
According to Forbes , Fariq Bolkiah worth an estimated $20 Billion .
Jefri Bolkiah is known for his lavish lifestyle and is said to have more than 2300 luxury cars in his collection.
#Maritimo 0-2 Sporting CP
Match Info:
Lineups:
Maritimo - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Amir Abedzadeh, Renê Santos, Lucas Áfrico, Léo, Rúben Macedo, Franck Bambock, Jean, Marcelo Hermes, Rafik Guitane, Sassá, Joel Tagueu
Substitutes: Charles, Andreas Karo, Tim Soderstrom, Jorge Correa, Francois-Xavier Fumu Tamuzo, Pedro Pelágio, Faiq Bolkiah, Milson, Ali Alipour
Coach: Milton Mendes
Sporting CP - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Antonio Adán, Gonçalo Inácio, Sebastián Coates, Zouhair Feddal, Pedro Porro, Matheus Nunes, João Palhinha, Vitorino Antunes, Pedro Gonçalves, Nuno Santos, Paulinho
Substitutes: Luis Maximiano, João Pereira, Eduardo Quaresma, Daniel Bragança, Bruno Paz, Jovane Cabral, Joelson Fernandes, Bruno Tabata, Tiago Tomás
Coach: Emanuel Ferro
Match Stats:
Maritimo | Sporting CP | |
---|---|---|
42% | Ball Possession | 58% |
5 | Total Shots | 17 |
0 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
4 | Shots Off Goal | 8 |
2 | Shots inside box | 12 |
3 | Shots outside box | 5 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
18 | Fouls | 20 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
336 | Total passes | 466 |
247 | Successful passes | 381 |
74% | Pass success rate | 82% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
9' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
30' Yellow Card for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Karo for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Alipour for Sassá (Maritimo)
57' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
66' Substitution: Tiago Tomás for Paulinho (Sporting CP)
72' Substitution: T. Söderström for J. Tagueu (Maritimo)
72' Substitution: J. Correa for F. Bambock (Maritimo)
77' Substitution: Bruno Tabata for Nuno Santos (Sporting CP)
81' Substitution: Milson for Rúben Macedo (Maritimo)
83' Yellow Card for Renê (Maritimo)
87' Substitution: João Pereira for Antunes (Sporting CP)
87' Substitution: Daniel Bragança for Matheus Luiz Nunes (Sporting CP)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Maritimo
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Renê Santos | 6.9 | 89 | 0 | 2 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
Lucas Áfrico | 6.7 | 89 | 1 | 0 | 32 | 9 | 0 |
Marcelo Hermes | 6.7 | 89 | 0 | 3 | 30 | 13 | 1 |
Joel Tagueu | 6.7 | 73 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 0 |
Andreas Karo | 6.6 | 33 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 3 | 0 |
Tim Soderstrom | 6 |
Sorry if this a strange post for this subreddit, but I've gotten invested in a bit of a rabbit hole because on an article on the Athletic. They recently published this piece on Faiq Bolkiah, the son of a sultan in Brunei, who had a decent but unremarkable youth career at some top European soccer clubs. It's an okay piece, but comes off almost a bit as an advert for the kid's career, life, and personality.
Here's where stuff gets weird. They reference this guy named Dennis Wallace as being important to his path to and life in London. Originally he was referred to as "former NBA star Dennis Wallace," but that later changed to "former NBA pro Dennis Wallace." This change only occurred, however, because myself and a few other commenters pointed out that we could not find any references to an NBA player named Dennis Wallace, much less a star.
After some digging on Basketball Reference (including all the Dennises and Wallaces), social media, and other sports pubs, here are the theories me and a few other commenters settled on.
I'm hopeful one of you guys can help me figure this out, mostly because I want to know if I'm right to call BS on the article. I should note that when they made the change of Wallace's title to "former NBA pro," there was no correction note or anything. I really like the Athlet
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Sporting CP scorers: Pedro Goncalves (9', 57')
Venue: Estádio dos Barreiros
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Maritimo
Amir Abedzadeh, Lucas Áfrico, Leonardo de Andrade Silva (Andreas Karo), Rene Ferreira Dos Santos, Jean, Franck-Yves Bambock (Jorge Correa), Rafik Guitane, Marcelo Hermes, Ruben Macedo (Milson), Joel (Tim Soderstrom), Sassá (Ali Alipour).
Subs: François-Xavier Fumu Tamuzo, Charles, Faiq Jefri Bolkiah, Pedro Pelágio.
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Sporting CP
Antonio Adán, Sebastián Coates, Zouhair Feddal, Gonçalo Inacio, João Palhinha, Matheus Luiz Nunes (Daniel Bragança), Vitorino Antunes (João Pereira), Pedro Porro, Paulinho (Tiago Tomas), Nuno Santos (Bruno Tabata), Pedro Goncalves.
Subs: Jovane Cabral, Luís Manuel Arantes Maximiano, Bruno Paz, Eduardo Quaresma, Joelson Mendes.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
9' Goal! Marítimo 0, Sporting CP 1. Pedro Gonçalves (Sporting CP) right footed shot from the right side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Gonçalo Inacio.
30' Léo Andrade (Marítimo) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Substitution, Marítimo. Andreas Karo replaces Léo Andrade.
56' Substitution, Marítimo. Ali Alipour replaces Sassá.
57' Goal! Marítimo 0, Sporting CP 2. Pedro Gonçalves (Sporting CP) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Antunes with a cross.
66' Substitution, Sporting CP. Tiago Tomás replaces Paulinho.
73' Substitution, Marítimo. Tim Söderström replaces Joel.
73' On: Jorge Correa|Off: Franck-Yves Bambock
77' Substitution, Sporting CP. Bruno Tabata replaces Nuno Santos.
82' On: Milson|Off: Ruben Macedo
83' Rene Ferreira Dos Santos Yellow Card
87' On: Daniel Bragança|Off: Matheus Luiz Nunes
87' On: João Pereira|Off: Vitorino Antunes
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... keep reading on reddit ➡So we're deep into quarantine and the shitposts are getting more immersive, though I wouldn't call this one a shitpost, more a work of art. What I did is went into a Wikipedia journey, and dug up all the heads of state of each and every country, or more presicely, "leaders whose offices constitutionally administer the executive or legislature of their respective state/government" and then took all the football players who share a name with them. I used both active and retired players, and only players from that respective nation can be used. Also there's only one player for every country. Oh, and in parentheses are the heads of state, not the footballers.
Albania - Valdet Rama (Edi Rama): Out of the two Ramas I found, Valdet is the better one, having played for the likes of Valladolid and Ingolstadt. I think Edi Rama would be quite pleased.
Angola - Luís Lourenço (João Lourenço): Luis played in abunch of European countries, ranging from England to Greece, though he recently retied, last playing in Atletico. No, not Madrid, Atletico Clube de Portugal. Pretty decent for a country like Angola I'd say.
Antigua and Barbuda - Rhys Browne (Gaston Browne): Never really having played outside of England, Rhys is still the pick for Antigua's representative considering there weren't any other Brownes who play football (or so says Wikipedia).
Argentina - Federico Fernández (Alberto Fernández): As you could guess, there are many Fernandezes (or whatever the plural is) in Argentina, so I just typed Fernandez in Google and the first option that it gave me was Federico. Well he's a decent choice, especially compared to the rest, having played in Napoli, Swansea and currently at Newcastle. Pretty good.
Austria - Karl Kurz (Sebastian Kurz): So the only person who I found sharing the name of Austria's leader is older than the Chancellor himself, given that he was born in 1898. So fair to say he's not active currently. Nonetheless he played Austria Wien, among others, so he gets to be here.
Azerbaijan - Nazim Aliyev (Ilham Aliyev): Aliyev is a pretty common surname in Azerbaijan so as with Argentina I had to go and find the first Aliyev google gives me. and it's Nazim. He played in all the big Azeri clubs and even was the top goalscorer one season, but thats all the wiki provided me with.
Bahrain - Salman bin Ibrahim Al Khalifa (Hamad Bin Isa Al Khalifa): Well this
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
Intrigued by the stat that Klavan became the first Estonian player to score in the Prem, I decided to do some research about what other countries haven't had a player score in the Prem, and possible players that could score for them (on PL teams).
Without further ado:
Afghanistan: None
Albania: None
Andorra: None
Aruba: None
Azerbaijan: None
Bahamas: None
Bahrain: None
Bangladesh: None
Belize: None
Bhutan: None
Botswana: None
Brunei: Faiq Jefri Bolkiah (19 Years Old) (Leicester City U23)
Cambodia: None
Cape Verde: None
Central African Republic: None
Chad: None
Cook Islands: None
Comoros: None
Cuba: None
Cyprus: None
Djibouti: None
Dominica: None
Dominican Republic: None
East Timor: None
El Salvador: None
Equatorial Guinea: Roque Nchaso 17 Years Old, West Ham U21? (and U18?)
Eritrea: None
Ethiopia: None
Fiji: Scott Wara 18 Years Old, Stoke City U21
Guatemala: None
Guinea-Bissau: None
Haiti: None
India: None
Indonesia: None
Iraq: None
Jordan: None
Kazakhstan (Qazaqstan): None
Kiribati: None
Kuwait: None
Kyrgyzstan: None
Laos: None
Lebanon: None
Lesotho: None
Libya: None
Liechtenstein: None
Lithuania: None
Luxembourg: None
Madagascar: None
Malawi: None
Malaysia: None
Maldives: None
Malta: None
Marshall Islands: None
Mauritania: None
Mauritius: None
Micronesia: None
Moldova: None
Monaco: None
Mongolia: None
Mozambique: None
Myanmar: None
Namibia: None
Nauru: None
Nepal: None
Nicaragua: None
Niger: None
North Korea: None
Pakistan: None
Palau: None
Palestine: None
Panama: None
Papua New Guinea: None
Philippines: None
Oman: None
Rwanda: None
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines: None
Samoa: None
San Marino: None
Sao Tome and Principe: None
Saudi Arabia: None
Seychelles: None
Singapore: None
Solomon Islands: None
Somalia: None
South Sudan: None
Sri Lanka: None
Sudan: None
Suriname: None
Swaziland: None
Syria: None
Taiwan: None
Tajikistan: None
Tanzania: None
Thailand: None
Tonga: None
Turkmenistan: None
Tuvalu: None
Uganda: None
Uzbekistan: None
Vanuatu: None
Vatican City: None
Vietnam: None
Yemen: None
Zambia: None
Yes, I actually did go through all of the national teams. It is possible one slipped through, but I doubt it. There were a few players that played for Championship or League One teams, but I didn't include those because they aren't in
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
#Maritimo 0-2 Sporting CP
Match Info:
Lineups:
Maritimo - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Amir Abedzadeh, Renê Santos, Lucas Áfrico, Léo, Rúben Macedo, Franck Bambock, Jean, Marcelo Hermes, Rafik Guitane, Sassá, Joel Tagueu
Substitutes: Charles, Andreas Karo, Tim Soderstrom, Jorge Correa, Francois-Xavier Fumu Tamuzo, Pedro Pelágio, Faiq Bolkiah, Milson, Ali Alipour
Coach: Milton Mendes
Sporting CP - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Antonio Adán, Gonçalo Inácio, Sebastián Coates, Zouhair Feddal, Pedro Porro, Matheus Nunes, João Palhinha, Vitorino Antunes, Pedro Gonçalves, Nuno Santos, Paulinho
Substitutes: Luis Maximiano, João Pereira, Eduardo Quaresma, Daniel Bragança, Bruno Paz, Jovane Cabral, Joelson Fernandes, Bruno Tabata, Tiago Tomás
Coach: Emanuel Ferro
Match Stats:
Maritimo | 0 - 2 | Sporting CP |
---|---|---|
43% | Ball Possession | 57% |
5 | Total Shots | 19 |
0 | Shots On Target | 4 |
4 | Shots Off Target | 8 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 7 |
2 | Shots Inside Box | 12 |
3 | Shots Outside Box | 7 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
19 | Fouls | 22 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
362 | Passes | 479 |
270 (75%) | Accurate Passes | 392 (82%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
9' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
30' Yellow Card for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Karo for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Alipour for Sassá (Maritimo)
57' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
66' Substitution: Tiago Tomás for Paulinho (Sporting CP)
72' Substitution: T. Söderström for J. Tagueu (Maritimo)
72' Substitution: J. Correa for F. Bambock (Maritimo)
77' Substitution: Bruno Tabata for Nuno Santos (Sporting CP)
81' Substitution: Milson for Rúben Macedo (Maritimo)
83' Yellow Card for Renê (Maritimo)
87' Substitution: João Pereira for Antunes (Sporting CP)
87' Substitution: Daniel Bragança for Matheus Luiz Nunes (Sporting CP)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Maritimo
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tim Soderstrom | 6.9 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
Lucas Áfrico | 6.7 | 90 | 1 | 0 | 34 | 9 | 0 |
Joel T |
#[Primeira Liga - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Maritimo 0-2 Sporting CP
Match Info:
Date: February 05, 2021
Time: 19:00 (UTC)
Venue: None
Recent form
Maritimo: LWLDWW
Sporting CP: WDWWWW
Lineups:
Maritimo - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Amir Abedzadeh, Renê Santos, Lucas Áfrico, Léo, Rúben Macedo, Franck Bambock, Jean, Marcelo Hermes, Rafik Guitane, Sassá, Joel Tagueu
Substitutes: Charles, Andreas Karo, Tim Soderstrom, Jorge Correa, Francois-Xavier Fumu Tamuzo, Pedro Pelágio, Faiq Bolkiah, Milson, Ali Alipour
Coach: Milton Mendes
Sporting CP - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Antonio Adán, Gonçalo Inácio, Sebastián Coates, Zouhair Feddal, Pedro Porro, Matheus Nunes, João Palhinha, Vitorino Antunes, Pedro Gonçalves, Nuno Santos, Paulinho
Substitutes: Luis Maximiano, João Pereira, Eduardo Quaresma, Daniel Bragança, Bruno Paz, Jovane Cabral, Joelson Fernandes, Bruno Tabata, Tiago Tomás
Coach: Emanuel Ferro
Match Stats:
Maritimo | Sporting CP | |
---|---|---|
0 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
4 | Shots Off Goal | 8 |
2 | Shots inside box | 12 |
3 | Shots outside box | 5 |
5 | Total Shots | 17 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
18 | Fouls | 20 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
42% | Ball Possession | 58% |
2 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
336 | Total passes | 466 |
247 | Pass accuracy | 381 |
74% | Passes % | 82% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
9' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
30' Yellow Card for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Karo for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Alipour for Sassá (Maritimo)
57' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
66' Substitution: Tiago Tomás for Paulinho (Sporting CP)
72' Substitution: T. Söderström for J. Tagueu (Maritimo)
72' Substitution: J. Correa for F. Bambock (Maritimo)
77' Substitution: Bruno Tabata for Nuno Santos (Sporting CP)
81' Substitution: Milson for Rúben Macedo (Maritimo)
83' Yellow Card for Renê (Maritimo)
87' Substitution: João Pereira for Antunes (Sporting CP)
87' Substitution: Daniel Bragança for Matheus Luiz Nunes (Sporting CP)
90' Match whistled off
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Match Info:
Date: February 05, 2021
Time: 19:00 (Portugal)
Venue: None
Recent form
Maritimo: LWLDWW
Sporting CP: WDWWWW
Lineups:
Maritimo - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Amir Abedzadeh, Renê Santos, Lucas Áfrico, Léo, Rúben Macedo, Franck Bambock, Jean, Marcelo Hermes, Rafik Guitane, Sassá, Joel Tagueu
Substitutes: Charles, Andreas Karo, Tim Soderstrom, Jorge Correa, Francois-Xavier Fumu Tamuzo, Pedro Pelágio, Faiq Bolkiah, Milson, Ali Alipour
Coach: Milton Mendes
Sporting CP - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Antonio Adán, Gonçalo Inácio, Sebastián Coates, Zouhair Feddal, Pedro Porro, Matheus Nunes, João Palhinha, Vitorino Antunes, Pedro Gonçalves, Nuno Santos, Paulinho
Substitutes: Luis Maximiano, João Pereira, Eduardo Quaresma, Daniel Bragança, Bruno Paz, Jovane Cabral, Joelson Fernandes, Bruno Tabata, Tiago Tomás
Coach: Emanuel Ferro
Match Stats:
Maritimo | 0 - 2 | Sporting CP |
---|---|---|
43% | Ball Possession | 57% |
5 | Total Shots | 19 |
0 | Shots On Target | 4 |
4 | Shots Off Target | 8 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 7 |
2 | Shots Inside Box | 12 |
3 | Shots Outside Box | 7 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
19 | Fouls | 22 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
362 | Passes | 479 |
270 (75%) | Accurate Passes | 392 (82%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
9' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
30' Yellow Card for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Karo for Leonardo Moreira Morais (Maritimo)
56' Substitution: A. Alipour for Sassá (Maritimo)
57' GOAL! Scored by Pedro António Pereira Gonçalves (Sporting CP)
66' Substitution: Tiago Tomás for Paulinho (Sporting CP)
72' Substitution: T. Söderström for J. Tagueu (Maritimo)
72' Substitution: J. Correa for F. Bambock (Maritimo)
77' Substitution: Bruno Tabata for Nuno Santos (Sporting CP)
81' Substitution: Milson for Rúben Macedo (Maritimo)
83' Yellow Card fo
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