FBI Academy Puns

A list of puns related to "FBI Academy"

[EU] Due to a clarical error, Dwight K. Shrute has been recruited by the FBI. He shows up to his first day at the academy. You are his instructor. You've never met this man. But the second he enters the room, he stands out ...
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👤︎ u/wyrdfiction
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Which service academy is best for a career in the FBI?

16F, I’m 100% set on applying for USMA but I heard USCGA is a great academy for a future career in the government. Either way would really appreciate some insight or advice!

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👤︎ u/c3lCha
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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Giorgio Boris Giuliano was a police chief and the head of Palermo's Flying Squad. He was killed by the Sicilian Mafia while investigating heroin trafficking and money laundering. Not long before his death he had been one of the first Italian policemen to have attended the FBI academy in Quantico. reddit.com/gallery/qb00gx
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👤︎ u/ARIIA2020
📅︎ Oct 19 2021
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FBI academy

Old story but some people might get a kick out of it and affected who I am today.
Born 1990, youngest of three. Thought it was a happy family. Stay at home mom, dad was a cop.

Moved about six blocks when I was thirteen. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. Start of my parents midlife crisis. Nice family moved in. Lady was a cop with my dad.

Brother and sister went off to college. Dad went to the fbi academy. overheard my mom talking to my brother one night. Said she thought he was cheating on her.

Decided to take a look myself. Knew my dads e-mail address. Tried to log in without know his password. Locked out but leads you to security questions. What elementary school did you go to? Not sure of that either, Bloomington is a fairly big city. Get as many guesses as you want on security questions or used to anyways. So I’m in.

My mom was right. He was cheating on her with another cop from the police department. Found all sorts of dirty emails and didn’t know what to do. (Back n the days of aol instant messenger) brother says tell mom.

So I do, she has the brilliant idea of forwarding the most dirty emails we found to the rest of the police department. My future mother in law ends up resigning. She was in the running for captain when this happened.

Nasty divorce. My brother decides to throw a brick through our old house. Dad interrogates brothers buddy who did it with him. He confesses. Leads to my brother getting charged.

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👤︎ u/Miserable_Click_1209
📅︎ Sep 15 2021
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My father at the FBI academy at quantico, early 1980’s
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👤︎ u/Jorge2493
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Hi, I'm a junior FBI agent with a few years experiences and just recently I was assigned to this unit in the Bureau headed up by an agent that folks in the Academy referred to as Spooky Mulder. I'm supposed to sub for his partner who's on personal leave. Can somebody tell if this guy insane or what?
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👤︎ u/KevTravels
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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TIL Charlie Chaplin openly pleaded against fascism, war, capitalism, and WMDs in his movies. He was slandered by the FBI & banned from the USA in '52. Offered an Honorary Academy award in '72, he hesitantly returned & received a 12-minute standing ovation; the longest in the Academy's history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha…
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👤︎ u/ZekkoX
📅︎ Jun 04 2016
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Golden Guardians adds FBI,Darshan, and Huhi at Support to Academy team. goldenguardians.com/news/…
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👤︎ u/EUFanhardstuckinNA
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Gordon Cole: The Early FBI Academy Years
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👤︎ u/CatBedParadise
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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My grandpa's FBI Academy photo. He worked as a spy recruiter during the Cold War.
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👤︎ u/sw00n
📅︎ Sep 08 2017
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Trump rips FBI before speech at its training academy thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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👤︎ u/Siray
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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[Local] - Ryder: FBI joins probe into hack of North Shore Hebrew Academy website newsday.com/long-island/n…
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👤︎ u/AutoNewsAdmin
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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FBI departs Bombers, Joins GGS Academy essendonfc.com.au/news/20…
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👤︎ u/og1764
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Police Report on FBI for Internet Crimes against Shaw Academy

Hi, guys! I also was a victim of their scam. I cancelled my subscription on their website, and I am trying to dispute on Citibank the two amounts that I was charged during the "free-trial".

I filed a police reporte on IC3, which is a FBI division that takes care of internet crimes. Here is the link:

https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

Good luck to us!

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👤︎ u/reginaqueiroz
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Reason #152 why I love BJJ. One minute I'm talking to an FBI agent about work, then a Reflexology student about my aches and pains, and then a farmer about how I need some hay for my backyard garden. Today, he brings me a bale. If you wanna see a place where diversity thrives, visit a BJJ academy.
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👤︎ u/PlanBWorkedOutOK
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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President Trump's speech at the FBI Academy was reckless thehill.com/opinion/white…
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👤︎ u/readerseven
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Sacheen Littlefeather rejects the Academy Award for Best Actor on behalf of Marlon Brando (The Godfather), who boycotted the 1973 Oscars in support of the American Indian Movement's armed standoff with U.S. Marshals and the FBI at Wounded Knee, South Dakota. [1296x730]
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👤︎ u/SinoSoviet
📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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Trump to Visit FBI Academy After Saying Agency ‘In Tatters' bloomberg.com/amp/news/ar…
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👤︎ u/pinstripepride46
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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President Trump Remarks at FBI National Academy Graduation Ceremony c-span.org/video/?438624-…
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👤︎ u/wil_daven_
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Trump rips the FBI before speech at its training academy thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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👤︎ u/arghdos
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Travis Yates is a serving police commander in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He is a doctoral student in Strategic Leadership, a graduate of the FBI National Academy, and the author of "The Courageous Police Leader: A Survival Guide for Combating Cowards, Chaos & Lies”. rt.com/op-ed/491422-i-my-…
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👤︎ u/AlmostPoisonIvy
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Former Greg Norman golf academy partner faces FBI charges | Myrtle Beach Sun News myrtlebeachonline.com/spo…
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👤︎ u/bigaltheterp
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Trump keeps up criticism of FBI before appearance at bureau's national academy usatoday.com/story/news/p…
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👤︎ u/zossima
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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"Social Justice Warrior-ing" -- Is That Now Taught At The FBI Academy? redstate.com/shipwreckedc…
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👤︎ u/Aenanimus
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Michelle Khare tried the FBI Academy

She trains at Quantico. Talks with someone who worked on CM. Really interesting to get an inside look.

https://youtu.be/zfbU-1hpnP8

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👤︎ u/magicblufairy
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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TIL that FBI academy trainees visit the Holocaust Memorial Museum to learn the dangers of Law Enforcement losing sight of what's right. fbi.gov/news/stories/2010…
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👤︎ u/hjohnson
📅︎ Dec 31 2011
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Navajo Police Chief Graduates from FBI Academy navajopost.org/navajo-pol…
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👤︎ u/dshortey
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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President Trump will visit the FBI National Academy in Quantico, Va. on Friday where he will take part in the institution's graduation ceremony. The visit comes after he blasted the bureau's reputation, saying it was "In tatters" and "The worst in history" earlier this month, prompting backlash. thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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👤︎ u/MyRSSbot
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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[WP] A young FBI agent, fresh out of the academy, is sent on his first undercover assignment: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where he discovers the famous chocolatier's nefarious secret.

Go nuts with what the "secret" is. Could be related to the Oompa Loompas (immigration/labor?), secret recipes, disregard for safety of children, whatever

Edit: forgot [EU] tag

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👤︎ u/PreludesAndNocturnes
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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