What did the zero say to the eight?
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
I have a friend named Kelvin, but we always call him 'absolute zero'...
...because he dropped out of college.
Zero-degree Kelvin.
Did you hear about the guy who got frozen to absolute zero?
I went to astronaut school but flunked the zero-gravitas test.
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
Why did F’s parents ground him?
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
Got this new book about zero gravity
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
In the climax of a duck movie you suddenly hear cluck-cluck-cluck
Knock knock. Who's there? F. F who?
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies
Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.
My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.
What do you call it when a pirate climaxes
Did you know that the Type O was actually meant to be Type Zero but....
It was misread to be Type O blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
if two people climax together...
would it be called an andgasm?
This one goes out to whoever invented the zero
To the mathematicians to thought of zero
My buddy Lee asked me if I knew what zero degrees Kelvin was called ...
My response, “absolutely”
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
"That belt looks good on you!"
To the guy that invented zero
What did zero say to eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did Zero say to Eight?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
What did the zero say to the eight?
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
What did the zero say to the eight?
My wife is always accusing me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?
To the guy who invented zero
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